words in movies
Joey: (drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge) Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. (yells at Joey) GET UP!!
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
Ross: Oh, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easy to get a cab.
Rachel: Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.
Joey: It's a rented tux. Okay. I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
Ross: Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!
Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Rachel: It's fine.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Phoebe: It's your thing, and-
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
Monica: I think it's romantic.
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!
Rachel: Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog.
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Sandy: It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.
Phoebe: Well, actually it's just from me.
PHOEBE: Listen to you two. It's so sad. Looks like I'm gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.
Chandler: Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with kids though.
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
PHOEBE: It's a Wonderful Life. Yes I've heard of this.
Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching Paolo's nose with forefinger with each syllable)
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Ross: I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
Joey: Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!
Roger: It's textbook.
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
Phoebe: (Intercom) It's Phoebe.
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
Chandler: Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.
JOEY: Pretty good. It's like you said. It's mostly just putting numbers from one column into another column.
Rachel: Chandler Bing? It's time to see your thing.
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
Joey: Yeah, I guess. It's just parents, after a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better, you've gotta let them make their own mistakes.
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Carol and Susan: It's a...
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Ross: I think it's insane.
Chandler: (angrily) Hey, it's Janice.
Chandler: Tell me it's "you and me" we.
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Ross: Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Dr. Baldhara: Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise it's just cruel.
Chandler: Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Phoebe: It's like a gift.
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Ross: Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate it's on to Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!
Chandler: No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.
Monica: I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
Ross: No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.
Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Steve: It's a lovely apartment.
Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!
Monica: I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it.
Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
Judy: Well, we better get going, it's late. Jack's not allowed to drive at night anymore. He has trouble staying in his lane.
Ross: Oh, it's my new beeper.
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
Ross: Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it'snot really true, is it?
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.
Phoebe: Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...
Rachel: I hope it's okay.
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Monica: It's uh...
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?
Monica: It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Ross: No, no, no. The next time it's gonna be a Hawaii at sunset. [pause] But maybe the time after that!
Ross: It's just a fur ball.
Rachel: OK, OK, it's my turn. (reads the answer)
Rachel: (upset) Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Phoebe: Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
PHOEBE: I know it's kind of weird, but I mean, she was a big part of my life there, you know, and now I just feel kind of alone.
Amy: Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me. (covers up phone; to Ross) It's about the job.
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Ross: No, it's not just that. It's justI want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh... (begins to stare lovingly at Rachel)
Phoebe: I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.
Chandler: It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Rachel: Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.
Rachel: Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!