words in movies
Joey: (drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge) Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. (yells at Joey) GET UP!!
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
Ross: Oh, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easy to get a cab.
Rachel: Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.
Joey: It's a rented tux. Okay. I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
Ross: Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!
Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Rachel: It's fine.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Gene: It's white!
Gene: It's made from eggs!
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Man: It's the police!
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Rachel: (still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you.
Phoebe: You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.
CHAN: No, no, see? See? [the printer starts to run] Hey, it's printing. [to Joey, rattled] Hey, it's printing!
Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.
Ross: I wanna say it's not looking good.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Rachel: Well, Chandler said that it's really important to him too!
Joey: It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy.
Phoebe: (goes back in) I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Monica: (Putting down her phone) Well, the club lost it's power.
Mike's mom: No... It's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.
Ross: It's the dog.
Gene: It's white!
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Phoebe: Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!
Phoebe: I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?
Phoebe: Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?
Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: (smiling) No it's not.
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!
Mike: Oh, it's just... It's up to you. It's your name. You've got to live with it.
Rachel: Oh! It's not good.
Rachel: No, it's okay, you didn't know.
Monica: No it's not!
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Joey: Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Phoebe: It's a funny word.
Chandler: It's seven years ago. (he looks surprised) My time machine works!
Rachel: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Rachel: It's in Paris.
Mr Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Rachel: It's all done!
Chandler: Well, it's not.
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Chandler: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Phoebe: I know! (points at herself) Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Chandler: It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
Phoebe: It's a baby chick and duck!
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Ross: I know, it's pretty great.
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Monica: It's just a little bit more, honey.
Ross: It's I just know they're gonna be a couple of windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
Monica: It's a... It's a boy!
Monica: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Chandler: (shocked) She? It's a girl?
Chandler: We don’t. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing.
Monica: Yes, it's twins!
Rachel: It's just physical and I have it totally under control! Ok? It's just, when I see them together, sometimes I just get a little jealous!
Chandler: Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.
Chandler: It's okay, it's just an egg roll.
Chandler: You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen)
Chandler: No... It's all glued together.
Chandler: I know! It's.. It's the foosball table.
Phoebe: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
Monica: Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
Phoebe: (Under her breath) God, I woke the beast. Sorry. (To Monica) I was wrong obviously, I justI misspoke. It's okay.
Phoebe: Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it.
Chandler: Oh, it's gonna be okay.
Ross: I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!
Ross: And it's a wedding! It'd be weird if I'm not in it...
Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.
PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.
Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Phoebe: It's off the resumé. (she strikes it through with a pencil)
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Ross: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".