words in movies
Joey: Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Rachel: I mean it's my fault.
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
Ross: Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna go wander out in the rain for a while.
Rachel: But, it's not raining.
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
Ross: What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Chandler: I know, it's beautiful. Amazing.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
CHANDLER: Well, it looks great.� It's just that . . . well, I'm wearing the same thing underneath.� So . . .
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
CHANDLER: It's huge.
MONICA: It's gonna be so hot!� (She kisses him.)
MIKE: It's true.� I did.
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
[Scene: Ross's building, Joey is knocking on a door again. It's again answered by Ross.]
Rachel: Oh, it's a Macy's bag!
Chandler: Then it's okaaay! (They kiss.)
Chandler: Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy.
MONICA: You should go to the game.� It's okay.� I want you to.
Rachel: Oh wow, it's so beautiful...
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
ROSS: Well, well, they're good.� It's been a while since I've seen you like this.� You, you clean up good.
Joey: Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny, I gotta see her!
(knock on door, Ross opens, it's a woman)
Mike: It's gonna be ok.
Rachel: Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Monica: It's just, I'm not good at singing.
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
Rachel: It's just a cold
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Joey: No, hey, it's been great.
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Monica: Oh, it's perfect.
Gavin: It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan. No, it's... (Laughs the real "plan-laugh.")
Joey: Yeah, you know, it's not that fun.
Monica: No, it's not.
Ross: It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.
Chandler: Yes, it's also 2003.
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
Chandler: It's okay. Go take the test and see if we're okay.
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Joey: It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! (Chandler looks at him) The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!
Ross: Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be.
Rachel: Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?
Steve: Eh, it's just as well. Doesn't work anyway.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Phoebe: Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.
Rachel: (opens the present, it's a green scarf) Awww, awww, it's beautiful.
Joey: Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy.
Phoebe: But it's just...
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Phoebe: It's not cooler.
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Monica: It's kind of a package deal!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Joey: Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Ross: Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Joey: It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Joey: It's Monica, ok?
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Chandler: well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!
Rachel: Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Ross: Oh yeah, it's a good idea!
Ross: It's not a word!
Monica: (answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
Phoebe: It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
CHANDLER: Achhh.� It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.� (pause)� Except with you.
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Ross: I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?
Rachel/actress: It's over! You have to accept that.
Ross: It's not the same.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
ROSS: I do.� I do.� Although, it's actually a lager.
Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Joey: Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Phoebe: Well...it's not about quality.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Ross: Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
Joey: It's a science.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Ross: It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"