words in movies
Phoebe: It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.
Phoebe: Dead. (everyone is a bit upset) Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
Joey: But it's an original Buffay...
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Charlie: Well, if it's like the lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O...
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!
Rachel: Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?
Joey: No it isn't! No, it's not. Because you can also explain it with the truth!
[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]
PHOEBE: It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up.
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Phoebe: No, no, it's not that. (they go sit on the couch) Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike.
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Joey: Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.
Joey: Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.
Sandy: I er... I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus... It keeps the hands young... (it makes Rachel smile)
Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Paul: It's okay...
Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful.
Monica: No it's not.
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Susan: It's my baby too.
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Alan: (on the intercom) It's Alan.
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
Rachel: It's worse than the thumb!
Monica: I know.. it's gonna be really hard.
Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!
Monica: Please tell me it's his mother.
Monica: Weeeell, it's rum, and-
Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)
Ross: Look, it's just a little more complicated...
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.
Ross: Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So
Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression.
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Aurora: It's not Rick.
Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Chandler: Hey, it's me.
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Rachel: ah ha ha. ah ha ha. <evil meancing laughter> It's forty five.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The phone rings; it's Chandler.]
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Joey: No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!
Jill: (checks) Sorry, it's not.
Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine.
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.
Joey: Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
Phoebe: Okay, it's in spasm.
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism.
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Phoebe: It's your thing, and-
Monica: I think it's romantic.
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
Rachel: Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog.
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!
Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Phoebe: Well, actually it's just from me.