words in movies
Phoebe: It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.
Phoebe: Dead. (everyone is a bit upset) Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
Joey: But it's an original Buffay...
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Charlie: Well, if it's like the lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O...
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Ross: (embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: It's David, actually!
Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Joey: Don't worry, it's out there! (Just then a horn honks and Joey quickly looks at the road.) I think I just need lunch.
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Phoebe: It's like watching porn!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Phoebe: (whispering) Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here...
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Phoebe: No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, Ross, Ross... It's okay.
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Rachel: Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...
Ross: Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? (looks up)
Mike: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Monica: It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
Colleen: It's pretty much all the information you need.
Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
CHANDLER: Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
Ross: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Joey: (pause) It's OK!
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Amanda: (To Phoebe) Smell my neck! (Phoebe does so) It's not perfume! It's me! It's my natural scent!
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joey's Porsche. It's the hair in his coffee.)
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Phoebe: 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
Rachel: I said it's still nap time.
Joey: What, what!? it's for her hot friends!
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!
Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.
Ross: It's not bad.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Charlie: Fine, it's fine... (she whispers) I'll just shower by myself...
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Ross: Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!
Amy: It's his dad.
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Phoebe: It's in the cake, isn't it?
Rachel: No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.
Amanda: Oh! Gosh! This is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. I'm so happy you two are friends again!
Ross: (enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
Phoebe: Mhm... it's moist.
Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Monica: I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ross: Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Ross: No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.
Monica: No, it's not!
Rachel: It's not? (whispering to Ross) When was she born?
Joey: So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.
Rachel: Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!
Ross: Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
Phoebe: It's locked.