words in movies
Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.
Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
Phoebe: Y'know, I dunno who this is, but it's not Debbie. (Hands back the pencil)
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Phoebe: Okay, it's in spasm.
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.
Ross: Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
JOEY: It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!
Rachel: Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!
Joey: No it isn't! No, it's not. Because you can also explain it with the truth!
[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]
PHOEBE: It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up.
Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!
Phoebe: No, no, it's not that. (they go sit on the couch) Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike.
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Joey: Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.
Joey: Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.
Sandy: I er... I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus... It keeps the hands young... (it makes Rachel smile)
Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Paul: It's okay...
Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful.
Monica: No it's not.
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Susan: It's my baby too.
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Alan: (on the intercom) It's Alan.
Rachel: It's worse than the thumb!
Monica: I know.. it's gonna be really hard.
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
Monica: Weeeell, it's rum, and-
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!
Monica: Please tell me it's his mother.
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)
Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
Ross: Look, it's just a little more complicated...
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Ross: Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So
Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Aurora: It's not Rick.
Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Rachel: ah ha ha. ah ha ha. <evil meancing laughter> It's forty five.
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The phone rings; it's Chandler.]
Chandler: Hey, it's me.
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
Joey: No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Jill: (checks) Sorry, it's not.
Joey: Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)
Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine.
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism.
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Rachel: Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog.
Phoebe: It's your thing, and-
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
Monica: I think it's romantic.
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Phoebe: Well, actually it's just from me.
Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.
Sandy: It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...