words in movies
Monica: I'm on it!
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Monica: Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Chandler: You got it!
Joey: No idea what it means.
(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to Rachel's room.)
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Phoebe: Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?
Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Ross: Stop it!
Monica: Check it out!
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Ross: No, I'll do it. (he quickly grabs Joey's boarding pass and gives Joey his one.)
Mike: Maybe I'll sign for it. Tear it open. Pull out the packing material...
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Rachel: What? What is it?
Phoebe: Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God.
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Monica: Really? I don't really feel like it.
Monica: Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Chandler: Well, maybe we can fix it yknow? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Monica: Its enough for wedding scenario eight.
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!
Ross: Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it.
Chandler: Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that.
Phoebe: Okay, scarfs done. (Its not really a scarf, its just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just then, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)
Chandler: Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)
Ross: No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way.
Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Danny: Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it.
Chandler: It happened in London.
Chandler: Cause its gross.
Chandler: Dont worry about it Pheebs.
Phoebe: I need to talk to you, its pretty urgent. Its about Monica and Chandler.
Phoebe: If I havent said it before: shes a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going towhat the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which shes been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? Whats the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, its nice! May I try a pink one?
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Rachel: It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Mike: Hey! You made it. Great! Chappy! Hi! (kisses his dad) Hi! (kisses his mom) Mom, I know getting married in the street isn't something you approve of...
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Phoebe: Come on, its not that big a deal!
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
Rachel: Isnt it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin married.
Joey: I love that movie. (Joey is using it as a pillow)
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Rachel: It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.
Monica: It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it.
(Chandler picks up a basket from the table and puts it on his head.)
Ross: Lets give it a shot.
Rachel: Its left sweetie, but thats okay sweetie, thats a tough one.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Rachel: Joey, come on! We just went over this! (She does it instead.)
Joey: All right thats it! Youre yelling and I dont see you taking your top off! I quit!
Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, thats it, okay, Im out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)
Ross: We?! We angered it?!
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
Chandler: Yes I'm gonna put it back (Mocking Ross) exactly where I found it.
Joey: Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!
Joey: Just pull on it.
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Phoebe: Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.
Mac: Well, I couldnt have done it without you buddy. Youre a genius.
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Chandler: Its your mommy. Its your mommy.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Ross: It wasnt the best.
Rachel: Its the same story.
Joey: (groans in disgust) Wow, its really long.
Ross: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?
Monica:: he has to work, there's some rush on the big (pause, thinks) ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.
Mr. Thompson: I think it was valued at 19,000
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
Hilda: No dear. Its not.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Phoebe: Of course I can! Its just good sense to backup your backup! Look, Ive already lost Chandler!
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Terry: Im sorry Joey thats thats the way it is.
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Chandler: Oh its always nicer to here than, "Aw crap! You again!"
Tag: I cant believe it!
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
Rachel: No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Monica: Its hard for some people!
Chandler: (To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wowwhoa!
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Joey: Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.
Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Phoebe: Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! (Chandler is frantically trying to wave them off.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, its your mom. (Hands him the phone.)
Chandler: Its okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
Joey: Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!
Monica: Thats it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Ross: I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, "I love you and thats why I have to kill you."
Ross: Its right there! (Points to her hand.)