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'IT' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IT' from movies

Joey: (starts to imagine it) I can’t. I keep seeing it the good way.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay. (That’s karate, he’s just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No-no. It’s-it’s me, Ross!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Is-isn’t it the best?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm how’s Monica?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No, it’s okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don’t…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Y’know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it’s a seed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh dear God, let me think. (Starts to sarcastically think about it.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I could use the money; it could give me time to write.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since we’ve seen each other?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh-oh, it’s my boss!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would be excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Okay, I think I got it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Sorry. So how’s it going with Joey?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, there’s pulp in that. (Hands it back.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: It’s not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Carol our sex life is—it’s just not working…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(Chandler tries to take it, but Monica won’t let go. He tugs harder, and she still doesn’t budge.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: You wanna share it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not mayonnaise!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic book story.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? ‘Cause I think I read it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Monica. You’ve, you’ve done it right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you’ve waited long enough!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Put it out!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) I’m so glad you’re here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, give it to me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I got it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Give it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course it’s a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joey’s phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someone’s been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Y’know, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Oh umm, y’know I think it would be better if we just save it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey, how’s it going?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: But, I put some honey in it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, I mean it’s just so realistic!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. You’ll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldn’t—so I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: It’s uh, right through there. (Points.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Yeah, it sure is!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: Y’know, it’s funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: No-no-no, no! It’s sensual!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: I’m sorry sweetie, it’s the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Looks like it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Who’d you think it was gonna be?)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Susan: Oh, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what you’ve done with this space.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. (Imitates him.) "Here’s some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn’t add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Stop it!! That’s not funny!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I’m sorry, okay? It just—tonight was supposed to be y’know, it was supposed to be a big deal.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if you’re horrible, how would I know?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Stop it! We’re doing this! Let’s do it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah, let’s just forget it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Sure! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Let’s go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man who’s holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right! So, was it amazing?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: It was, it was okay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Just okay—Did you do it right?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: It’s just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: It really was!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Y’know it’s bad enough that—Ow! Oh, you have got to be kidding!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: Take it easy. (Sits her down.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Woman: Hey Pheebs! How’s it going?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh. (Doesn’t believe it.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Ross: (laughs) Muriel. Wh-why would he call you Muriel? (Ross realizes something.) Oh my God! Chandler M Bing? It’s not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Earl: It’s just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Tony: We don’t have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? We’ve got a canoe.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chloe: Relax. It’s just Issac’s D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? I’m sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh, I love you Hexadrin! (She kisses the box.) Oh look! It comes with a story! (She pulls out the instructions and side affects paper.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y’know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It’s been a really bad day, whore wise.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest… (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh, well, it doesn’t have a name—oh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesn’t have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I’m getting more dates than ever!

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Son of a gun, it is!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and he’s ‘Hey everybody! Remember that thing that’s been dead for a gazillion years. Well there’s this little bone we didn’t know it had!’

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: All right look man, I didn’t want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It’s not even a name; it’s barely even a word. Okay? It’s kinda like chandelier, but it’s not! All right? It’s a stupid, stupid non-name!

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: We’ll do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: ‘Cause if you do that means you’d be cancelling it for me, and we’re just friends.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers! (Gets up to answer it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely."

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette. Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you. It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: It should be right next to my plane ticket.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: I got it! (She hits a forehand smash that bounces right in between Doug and Kara and scores a point.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Susan: I will flip you for it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn’t happened yet, but we’re all very excited.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Rachel: No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, it’s a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We haven’t done the secret thing in a long time.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Tim: Oh it’s great! It’s great! Thank you so much for introducing us!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I’m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity…

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an option—what's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Y’know, I’ve-I’ve never played my stuff for anyone before, so it’s important that-that you understand it’s about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Y’know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what I’m…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Mr. Douglas: It’s pretty ugly. We haven’t seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Monica: I mean, was it Gina?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes there’s just a word that someone has to say that you’ll get hung up on. And it’ll just—the way you say the word is funny to everybody else.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you don’t accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Emily: It’s perfect.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean it’s… It’s like you and me going out, only weirder!

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair! That’s why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it’s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Rachel: Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And y’know, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so…

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

The A.D: The one with "Heston" on it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: No…Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it…it has to work out.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

RTST: No, ma'am. Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our F.D.A. approval any day now, hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. See, the way we look at it, chocolate already dominates most of your major food-preparation holidays: Easter, Christmas, what have you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Joey: All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I’m with you Chandler! I mean I can’t have sex with a sick person either, that’s disgusting! But I’m not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Terry: It’s a different building.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I didn’t know it was an auction!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it’s like a law!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: No, Monica’s restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didn’t want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: I know. Let’s try a look…of far off…wonderment. Okay, we’ll-we’ll gaze into our future and we’ll think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Don’t laugh at him! He’s my drowning moron!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing!" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Ross: Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex just looks at him and the director motions for him to continue so he tries it again.) "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex does nothing.) "Come on son! Your Momma’s good people!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: All right! Okay, it’s just Phoebe. Will’s still on a diet, Chandler doesn’t eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel’s having her aversion to poultry.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the bo—it's—it's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)

"Friends", season 1, episode 24