words in movies
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.
Rachel: Well, alright, then, forget it. (Getting up to go) Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!
Ross: Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field.
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Chandler: There it is! So what're you gonna do?
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Dr. Mitchell: ..you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.
Rachel: ..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Monica: It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
Dr. Rosen: (Nervously) okay, but you have to admit that every time we go out... Women we meet at the hospital... It turns into...
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
Dr. Mitchell: (on the phone) Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second... (handing it to Monica) ..ah, Rachel, it's your dad.
Ross: Good. Maybe he can switch it back.
Rachel: Okay (desperately hands the receiver over) no, you do it.
Rachel: Ohhh... (slumping in relief) Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?
(Phoebe wants to be angry with Joey, but as she watches him shaking his head in pain and disbelief, she knows that it isn't his fault.)
Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered! (Opening it) Oh! It's a Judy Jetson thermos!
Ursula: Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. (Offering to share her food) Do you want some chicken?
Monica: (as Rachel) Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one (little laugh) because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. (Little laugh) 'cause um...
Chandler: Okay... (returning to the board) ..whose turn is it?
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?
Phoebe: (as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
Ross: Aqui est�. (Here it is!)
Chandler: �Pudo aver sido General Tso! (It could've been General Sal!)
Chandler: I knew it!
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Monica: Ill take care of it.
Rachel: How did it go?
(Theres a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Rachel: Well it stupid, unfair question!
Rachel: No its not!
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Monica: What is it?!
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Chandler: What?! What-what is it?!
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see resultsWhoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quickly wipes it off)
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Joey: Im sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and its either this or a bathrobe! Look, whats more important, the way Im dressed or me being with you on your special day?
Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.
JOEY: Phoebs, he's just a little dog. [turns back to the car window and the dog is halfway through it.] Ahhh.
(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out.)
Monica: (laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Rachel: Ohhhhhh, look its the roller blades.
SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
Rachel: Oh-oh, sorry, its this way, its this way. (Motions to the correct way.)
Joey: Look, its not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I dont want to live with some one who doesnt know what it is to be a friend. So, Ill see ya. (He starts to leave, but Chandler grabs his bag and stops him.)
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.
Joey: Because its faster.
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
Monica: Yeah, its just something I picked up.
Joey: I dont know, it smells good.
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Phoebe: Yeah, I dont need it.
Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
Monica: I gotta tell ya, I think its okay to be that guy.
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Joey: (climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!
Guru Saj: Well its gone.
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Mr. Geller: I didnt even have a chance to act as though Im okay with it!
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.
Joey: Howd it go?
Joey: I dont know, it looks the same.
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Chandler: Yeah, its like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it.]
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Rachel: Really? It doesnt seem desperate?
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
Joey: Well, it doesnt matter what I would do.
Joey: Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits.
Frank Jr.: Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
Monica: Its only been a couple of hours, so just give it some time.
(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)
Phoebe: (gasps) White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.
Ross: No-no-no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island. (Makes an unusual sound, then he realises that he still has his jacket on and quickly tries to shake it off, thinking its alive and attacking him.)
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Chandler: It just doesnt feel like were breaking up.
Chandler: Well, lets just say its ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.
Ross: All right, Ill do it.
Phoebe: It kicked! I think the baby kicked!
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew! (Pause) That isthats greatthat is really great-great news. (Pause) Yknow cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. Whew. Wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. (Starts to cry.) God.
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Monica: Its 9:30 in the morning!
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Joey: No-no, its uh, its Heston.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
Phoebe: Well, if you think it will help.
Chandler: I fear a jury will see it the same way!
Chandler: Yeah, but I bet it works.
Joey: Yeah, its okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. Its the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Rachel: (entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.
Joey: Hey, what happened to your fancy chefs jacket? (sees theres a burn spot on it)
Chandler: Stop it! Youre killing me! I think I just moved on to Phase Four!
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
(She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it.)
Rachel: Yeah, but that was different. Yknow? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think its weird.
Rachel: Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So
(Rachel shows Ross the definition on the dictionary, giving him a smug look; then she squints at the dictionary, as though unsure what to make out of it)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that its best for Ross, not necessarily whats best for Monica and Chandler.]
Joey: I know what it did! Nothing.
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!