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Rachel: It really was. You've learned some new moves!
Monica: No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Phoebe: Guess we'll never know how it ends.
Ross: It really was.
Ross: I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
Rachel: Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. (She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed.)
Chandler: Is it really that bad?
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Monica: Oh, you did it!
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Ross: And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
Monica: Son of a gun, it is!
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
(He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.)
Joey: Damn it!
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Mike: Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but..
(He shows them a beautiful banner he has made. It reads, "Welcome to the World, Baby Bing.")
Phoebe: Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.
(They turn back around to see the baby Monica's carrying, but then they realise what the surprise is. Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. Joey hasn't figured it out yet.)
Phoebe: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
Rachel: I just want you to know.. Last night.. I'll never forget it.
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Joey: Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
Joey: Just put it on a plate and leave.
Joey: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
Joey: It did not.
Ross: What? We're never gonna make it!
(She starts looking through her purse, but she can't find it.)
Rachel: Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
Rachel: I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Rachel: Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it!
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Ross: Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
Phoebe: No, did we miss it?
Ross: No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
(Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. Cut to Rachel at the gate. She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. The gate attendant closes the door and locks it.)
Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
Chandler: Well, I can't do it either.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
(Monica grabs the hammer and the crowbar and gets ready to bust it open.)
Ross: Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time.
(Phoebe tries to give her phone to Ross, but he won't take it. He mouths "no.")
Phoebe: I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange.
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Passenger #2: I'm not flying on it!
Joey: Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!
Joey: I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
Monica: Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
Joey: So did you guys make it in time?
Rachel: Okay. You and me, alright? This is it.
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break.
Monica: Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful.
Monica: If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
Rachel: I know. It seems smaller somehow.
Joey: Has it always been purple?
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Monica: Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, and you tried to make it as a dancer?
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Phoebe: So, I guess this is it.
Monica: (crying) This is harder than I thought it would be.
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
Joey: (Looking around the room.) It is???
Ross: Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily! (He picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler, for no reason.) It's Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! (to Emily) Hi!
(Suddenly, theres movement beside her, startling her. Its Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)
Chandler: Would you just please....give me the receipt cause this is great. Its top notch.
Ross: Maybe its a universal thing?
Janine: No, I just thought it was cute.
Joey: (smiling) I'm in it.
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Janine: Its clean.
Janine: Its dry.
Joey: Yeah, well, it feels different.
Kim: I didnt read it.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Joanna: Would you? Or, is it just to sad and desperate, and y'know something that Sophie would do?
Chandler: Its an old key!
Joey: No it isn't! No, it's not. Because you can also explain it with the truth!
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Monica: Sex! This is the last day I�m ovulating, and when we don�t do it now, we�ll have to wait till next month. (walks towards bedroom)
Ross: And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?
(They start making out again, and it takes Joey trying to enter to stop them.)
Monica: Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.
Emily: (with her coat on, shes leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.
Chandler: Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?
Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!
Phoebe: Ohh, yes it would.
Ross: (stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Chloe: (seeing Ross enter) Hey, its the dinosaur guy. (runs over to Ross) Hi, Ross.
Joey: Hey, whats up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, hes eating it with his hands.)
(He goes into his room and closes the door. Rachel goes to pick it up and )
Phoebe: Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?
Janine: Joey, its Anne Geddes. Shes a famous artist.
Monica: Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
Joey: Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because were really good friends.
Monica: Youre not gonna mess it up.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, this is bad! Its bad! This is bad!
Chandler: No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.
Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Ross: Ooh! Theres no way to do this without her? Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of.
Chandler: Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings! (pause) Don't cry outloud.
Ross: Yeah, yeah, what is it?
Chandler: Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.
Rachel: Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Joey: No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.
Chandler: Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it. (Removes a smashed racquet from his bag.)
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Ross: Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!
Rachel: But can it... just... happen a little bit?
Joey: Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?
Phoebe: Hi, its Phoebe. Listen someones gonna have to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehack, cause its like 9:15 now, and Im not there.
Phoebe: Ewww! And "Oh no!" Itsthey just want me to be the surrogate. Its her-its her egg and her sperm, and Im-Im just the oven, its totally their bun.
Chandler: How could it not matter?!
Chandler: Well, its, its yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Rachel: Well, sure, but they might think its kinda weird considering I dont work there anymore.
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)
Ross: Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!
Chandler: Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine.
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Chandler: Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
Rachel: It sure is.
(Tims beeper goes off and he answers it.)
Joey: I like it.
Joey: Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!
Ross: It tastes like feet!
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
Mrs. Geller: It was you?
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Ross: Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. Im sorry.
Ross: Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Phoebe: Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I dont get it. Arent you the one that decided that you didnt want to be with Ross?
{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo }
ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
Chandler: See now it feels like Christmas!
Janice: Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
Phoebe: (angered by the rubbing) Yes! I know! I know! Yeah! So the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger to make it think it was getting meat, yknow? And I got nauseous.
Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Ross: It was a dry day.
Ross: Got it!
Ross: Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.)
Chandler: Oh well, that makes it not terrible.
Joey: Ross! So when is it gonna air?
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it .Oh My God, Im a women!!!