words in movies
Joey: Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!
Ross: I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!
Joey: Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Phoebe: Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...
Monica: Ok, you got it!
Monica: Damn it! Rookie mistake!
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Chandler: It kills over one americans every year.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Phoebe: Okay (she takes a huge, clearly obsolete cellphone she keeps in a closet and gives it to Monica)
Phoebe: Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time.
(They run for Phoebe's purse, Phoebe gets there first and takes the cell. Monica tries to take it away from her)
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Phoebe: You can't have it.
Monica: Give it to me!
Phoebe: No (tucks it in her pants)
(they fight a little, the phone falls and Monica picks it up)
Joey: No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.
Rachel: Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?
Monica: Oh no no no no... this is dangerous territory. Keep it clean!
Monica: You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!
Ross: No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
Joey: It does?
Joey: Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.
Monica: Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss: mucus, fungus and the idea of me and Ross doing it.
Phoebe: I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?
Mike: It can't be any harder than this... I mean, If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time... I never would have stopped.
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
Monica: Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!
Monica: Damn it!
Manny: Oh we blew it. I blame myself.
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Ross: Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?
Kori: I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad.
Chandler: I'm sure that would mean a lot to him. And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently.
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Joey: Really? I can do it?
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Chandler: Its not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)
Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.
Chandler: You wanna share it?
(Chandler tries to take it, but Monica wont let go. He tugs harder, and she still doesnt budge.)
Monica: Its not mayonnaise!!
(the Charity guy smiles wanting to take the check, but Phoebe pulls it back again. His smile fades.)
Rachel: Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)
Rachel: Monica. Youve, youve done it right?
Joeys Head: Okay, it all comes down to this. Whatever happens, happens. Destiny.
Monica: Put it out!!
Phoebe: Oh, give it to me.
Ross: I got it!
Phoebe: Give it!
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Joey: But why?! I shouldve won one and I really want it and she didnt even care enough to come to the thing! It could also be a Grammy.
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Ross: Come on, would you grow up? Its no big deal.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that shes in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. Its bad luck.
Rachel: Ohh, I mean its just so realistic!
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Joey: Its uh, right through there. (Points.)
Joey: Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it?
Rachel: Yeah, it sure is!
Chandler: Oh come on, come on, it can't be that bad.
Phoebe: Uh huh! If its a girl, Phoebe, and if its a boy, Phoebo!
Carol: Looks like it.
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
Monica: Stop it!! Thats not funny!!
Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
Monica: No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Chandler: Yeah, lets just forget it.
Chandler: Oh you wouldnt uh, care. Its just a stupid comic book story.
Guru Saj: It got caught on my watch.
Ross: It was, it was okay.
Joey: All right! So, was it amazing?
Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!
Ross: It really was!
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Ross: Howd did it go?
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Jack: Take it easy. (Sits her down.)
Rachel: Oh. (Doesnt believe it.)
Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.
Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldnt take it.
Joey: No it isnt, I ate that.
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Joey: Uhh do it?
Joey: But Jos got a crush on Laurie. (Ross nods his head) Oh. You mean its like a girl-girl thing? Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
Ross: All right, maybe it means that too
Ross: No, its a concept!
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Ross: I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look I I made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
RACHEL: Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Joey: Thanks. (Starts to read it.) Well but this one starts now. (Points to one.)
Joey: But its $2,000.
Eric: (finds it) What a relief. It has all the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.
RACHEL: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
Monica: Have I read it? (pause) No, are you enjoying it?
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Phoebe: Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Chandler: Oh, its okay. I dont
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Rachel: All right Joey! That is enough! (Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina) Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, its not legal. Okay? They-they dont have a marriage license, they dont have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Monica: I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Chandler: Well, its like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake.
Ross: Its not something you are! Its something you have!
Rachel: Say it!
Rachel: Say it!
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.