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'IT' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IT' from movies

Joey: Oh, nothing, no. It’s an acting exercise, I’m practising my fake laugh.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

(He goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth, which Rachel takes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth, and Rachel takes it away again.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Rachel: Come on, it’s a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn’t smoked since.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Ross: Nothing, it’s just that hypnosis is beyond crap.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: Oh, well y'know, I would’ve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldn’t find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Yeah, isn’t it fantastic?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Ross: Exactly, it’ll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesn’t want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, ‘cause y'know, it’ll be me. Right?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: I mean really, think about it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Frank’s life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I don’t want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, it’s sick and wrong!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: No-no, oh, I’m fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking it’s tongue down my little brother’s throat!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Joey: Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think he’s gonna enjoy it when he’s up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-it’s not fair to the babies, and y'know what, it’s not good home economics.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he’s gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I can’t. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete… (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Rachel: We use it!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. You’re 18, okay, she’s 44, when you’re 36, she’s gonna be 88.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: Okay, but isn’t sex better when it’s with one person that you really, really care about.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: You don’t have it anymore?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Ross: It didn’t.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: It’s so cool man, it’s so, it’s just ‘cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Ross: Don’t ask me, I had it and I blew it!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Joey: Well, I want it!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: You can have it!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: It’s out there man! I’ve seen it! I got it!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Joey: Then you hold on to it!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Joey: I couldn’t help it, there love is so pure.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I’m so glad you could come, ‘cause I’ve got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Yeah, I know. It’s a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Y'know what, forget it. It’s ruined.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we can’t get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Pete: Okay, that’s great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

All: Got it. Yeah all right. Yeah, okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Pete: One meal! That’s all I’m asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you don’t have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. It’s-it’s me!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought I’d curl up in it. Is that all right?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I don’t, I don’t know. But, y'know what, maybe it’s just all for the best?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Frank: Y'know, I just was finally happy y'know. For the first time in my life! After my Dad left me, and then, and then getting arrested for stealing those birds, and then, and then the whole punctured lung thing! I can, it’s still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather, but with Alice all that stuff kinda went away. And now it’s, and now it’s gone and I don’t know why!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Uh, well I can tell you why. It’s, it’s because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn’t be together, y'know. And you’re gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: Oh come on, it’s only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it’s the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Alice: Phoebe’s right Frank. I know it’s hard to hear, but it would’ve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: That’s right, exactly. (sees them) All right, it’s a good bye kiss, that’s good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I’m saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, I’ve decided I’m gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Ross: (laughs) Muriel. Wh-why would he call you Muriel? (Ross realizes something.) Oh my God! Chandler M Bing? It’s not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Earl: It’s just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Tony: We don’t have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? We’ve got a canoe.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chloe: Relax. It’s just Issac’s D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? I’m sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh, I love you Hexadrin! (She kisses the box.) Oh look! It comes with a story! (She pulls out the instructions and side affects paper.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y’know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It’s been a really bad day, whore wise.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest… (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh, well, it doesn’t have a name—oh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesn’t have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I’m getting more dates than ever!

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Son of a gun, it is!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and he’s ‘Hey everybody! Remember that thing that’s been dead for a gazillion years. Well there’s this little bone we didn’t know it had!’

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: All right look man, I didn’t want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It’s not even a name; it’s barely even a word. Okay? It’s kinda like chandelier, but it’s not! All right? It’s a stupid, stupid non-name!

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: We’ll do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: ‘Cause if you do that means you’d be cancelling it for me, and we’re just friends.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers! (Gets up to answer it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely."

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette. Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you. It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: It should be right next to my plane ticket.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: I got it! (She hits a forehand smash that bounces right in between Doug and Kara and scores a point.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Susan: I will flip you for it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn’t happened yet, but we’re all very excited.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Rachel: No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, it’s a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We haven’t done the secret thing in a long time.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Tim: Oh it’s great! It’s great! Thank you so much for introducing us!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I’m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity…

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an option—what's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Y’know, I’ve-I’ve never played my stuff for anyone before, so it’s important that-that you understand it’s about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Y’know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what I’m…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Mr. Douglas: It’s pretty ugly. We haven’t seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Monica: I mean, was it Gina?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes there’s just a word that someone has to say that you’ll get hung up on. And it’ll just—the way you say the word is funny to everybody else.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you don’t accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Emily: It’s perfect.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Y’know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it’s a seed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean it’s… It’s like you and me going out, only weirder!

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair! That’s why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it’s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Rachel: Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And y’know, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so…

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

The A.D: The one with "Heston" on it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: No…Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it…it has to work out.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

RTST: No, ma'am. Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our F.D.A. approval any day now, hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. See, the way we look at it, chocolate already dominates most of your major food-preparation holidays: Easter, Christmas, what have you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Joey: All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I’m with you Chandler! I mean I can’t have sex with a sick person either, that’s disgusting! But I’m not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Terry: It’s a different building.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I didn’t know it was an auction!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it’s like a law!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: No, Monica’s restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didn’t want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: I know. Let’s try a look…of far off…wonderment. Okay, we’ll-we’ll gaze into our future and we’ll think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Don’t laugh at him! He’s my drowning moron!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing!" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Ross: Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex just looks at him and the director motions for him to continue so he tries it again.) "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex does nothing.) "Come on son! Your Momma’s good people!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: All right! Okay, it’s just Phoebe. Will’s still on a diet, Chandler doesn’t eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel’s having her aversion to poultry.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9