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Joey: All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?
Phoebe: Okay, great so do you want to do it together?
Monica: I would love to do it together!
Joey: They're gonna do it together.
Joey: What, so I gotta shut it down now?
Ross: Yeah the dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it.
Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her
Joey: That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?
Chandler: Yeah, it is the best.
Phoebe: So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.
Phoebe: I got it! Mine!
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Carol: Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?
The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
Ross: Yeah, it is.
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Ross: And why wouldn't he get it?
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Rachel: All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!
Chandler: Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!
Nancy: Tell me about it!
Kim: It does sound appealing.
Nancy: Oh, I never could do it.
Rachel: Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! (She grabs their cigarettes and lighters and throws them in the trash.)
Joey: How's that different? (She looks at him until he gets it.) Oh! Yeah!
The Casting Director: Okay. Let's do it again.
(They do it again.)
Joey: No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! (Eats another spoonful) Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit! (Storms out.)
Nancy: Rachel we tried to quit, but it was too hard!
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Check it out! Cup hat! (Points to her hat.) Cup banner! Cup chandelier! And the thing that started it all, the cup! (Holds up one.)
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Joey: Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine. (Thinks about it.) Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor
Joey: No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.
Joey: Thank you! So, did-did he get it?
(Kim exhales and Chandler stares at it longingly.)
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Joey: Uh, okay Ill-Ill-Ill break it down. (He hands the phone to Phoebe, gets up, picks up a chair, and starts banging it on the floor.)
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Phoebe: But why does it even matter?!
Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Rachel: You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like . its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Rachel: (looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)
Ross: I think it means he freaked out and left!
CHANDLER: Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome, ok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming.
Phoebe: Oh, I almost dont want to show this. (Hands it to him.) Just remember Im a minute younger.
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monicas something borrowed and its blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah
Joey: No! No! No! Its different for you. Youre so strong and together. Youre not some dumb kid who doesnt know what shes doing.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Rachel: This Alan again? How's it goin'?
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
Mike: So what? I mean if even I can get past that, it shouldn't bother you. And you don't have to like her. You just have to accept the fact that I do. I mean, if you even can't be civil to the woman I love...
Ross: Okay. (Not happy about it.)
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: Do you feel it too?
Ross: And itll be cool to see it again! Yeah!
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Come and get it.
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
PHOE: What makes it pilgrim?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Phoebe: Its okay, hes a virgin.
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
Rachel: Its just the pizza place.
Rachel: So shake it! (Rachel slaps Ross's butt on the beat)
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Ross: Shake it!
Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Joey: (entering) I cant do it!
Joey: Do you wanna do it?
Ross: Shake it!
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
Phoebe: I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
Chandler: Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?
Rachel: Its still(Screams)Its got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!
Phoebe: Its a Ms. Pac-Man machine!!
Monica: (interrupting) I love it! Its huge!! Lets open it! Open it!! (Monica rips open the paper.)
Phoebe: Do you really like it?
Chandler: I kinda like it here.
Ross: Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again?
Monica: All right. (He goes to push it and it doesnt move.)
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Monica: You only think its stupid because you suck at it.
Chandler: I dont suck. Its sucks. You suck.
Joey: Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?
Student: Yeah, its the new building on Avenue A.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Ross: Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! Im the teacher!!
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Joey: Yeah, it is. Its really tough. Yknow sometimes I thinkWow!! Nice move!
Chandler: I thought we werent gonna have bachelor/bachelorette parties! Yknow, we agreed that it was a silly tradition.
Monica: Well it clearly wasnt showering or shaving.
Chandler: Because its awesome.
Chandler: It is when you put it together with that one.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level.
Rachel: Because its embarrassing.
Will: Uh, except that it was really the I Hate Rachel Club.
Ross: Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.
Joey: Oh yeah? All right, lets do it tonight.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Monica: Really! That long?! (Chandler slowly turns and looks at her.) (To Chandler) Look all you want, its happening!
Chandler: I will explain it to her.
Joey: Oh uh, it didnt work out.
Joey: All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay.
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
Joey: (thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!
Chandler: One more score to go! You can do it! (Touches her shoulder.)
Chandler: (interrupting her just in time) Hey! Heres a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.
ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. [Packs the cigarettes and flings one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Finally gets one in his mouth and it look really out of place] Big big smoker. In fact I'm gonna go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. [as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. Greene]
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.