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Joey: All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?
Phoebe: Okay, great so do you want to do it together?
Monica: I would love to do it together!
Joey: They're gonna do it together.
Joey: What, so I gotta shut it down now?
Ross: Yeah the dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it.
Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her
Joey: That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?
Chandler: Yeah, it is the best.
Phoebe: So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.
Phoebe: I got it! Mine!
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Carol: Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?
The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
Ross: Yeah, it is.
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Ross: And why wouldn't he get it?
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Rachel: All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!
Chandler: Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!
Nancy: Tell me about it!
Kim: It does sound appealing.
Nancy: Oh, I never could do it.
Rachel: Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! (She grabs their cigarettes and lighters and throws them in the trash.)
Joey: How's that different? (She looks at him until he gets it.) Oh! Yeah!
The Casting Director: Okay. Let's do it again.
(They do it again.)
Joey: No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! (Eats another spoonful) Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit! (Storms out.)
Nancy: Rachel we tried to quit, but it was too hard!
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Check it out! Cup hat! (Points to her hat.) Cup banner! Cup chandelier! And the thing that started it all, the cup! (Holds up one.)
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Joey: Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine. (Thinks about it.) Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor
Joey: No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.
Joey: Thank you! So, did-did he get it?
(Kim exhales and Chandler stares at it longingly.)
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
Jamie: Hi, its us.
Rachel: Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?
Ross: Oh.. you don't get it! (Passes out and slumps across her)
Rachel: ...if you tell me, I might do it.
Monica: Ill get it.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
Mr.Heckles: Youre doing it again.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Chandler: (watches Joey for a moment) Okay! (Joey quickly moves the hockey stick so that hes scratching his back with it.) Listen, Im gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.
Phoebe: Alright, well, maybe now its not okay.
Joey: Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.
Joey: Okay... Well maybe now Im not okay with it not being okay.
Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Chandler: It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it'snot really true, is it?
Joey: All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Ashley: Can we do it again?
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?
Phoebe: Okay, first I'm not crazy. And second, say it don't spray it. Anyway his name is Malcom, and he wasn't following me, I mean he was, but 'cause he thought I was Ursula, ick. And, that's why, that's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me. 'Cause of the restraining order.
Phoebe: Yeah. Its just, you know, its this whole stupid Ursula thing, its...
Phoebe: Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.
Ross: Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.
Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.)
Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) "Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.
Joey: Fungus! Yeah. Place is full of it.
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
Chandler: Oh yeah, that sounds great. (starts to leave) Oh, and listen, its, its gonna be....
Rachel: Oh... (opens it)... (sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Ross: Oh waithold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.
Courtney: Oh! Okay! Im gonna try it without the coffee cup cause I think its the left hand thats messing me up.
Ross: It doesnt matter. You dont dip your pen in the company ink.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and Im sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?
Monica: It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
Chandler: Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.
ROSS: Check it out, he actually is the MonkeyShine monkey.
Monica: No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.
Ross: Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...
Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)
Phoebe: Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.]
Monica: (furious) That's it! Dinner is over!
(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
Chandler: (answering it) Yes?
Phoebe: Its a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Dr. Mitchell: ..you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.
Rachel: Ok. Oh God. (To Ross) Get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag.
Phoebe: (as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?
Ross: No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
Ross: I dont think so! Youre just giving me Ruth so youll get to name it when its a boy, and thats when youll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Phoebe: Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.
Phoebe: Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of... you know, like, like... some kind of, y'know, like... alright, what is it?
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Dr. Franzblau: It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. (Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down) There you go, dear.
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler cant do it, these guys kissed (Points to Ross and Rachel.)
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
Ross: If she is where you are then uh then my feeling weird about it shouldnt stand in the way.
Phoebe: Thank y... (thinks about it)
Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Phoebe: Eeeee-(She opens the box and removes its contents and sees that it's a fur coat.)-ohh!! God! (She throws it at Joey.)
Phoebe: I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.
Joey: Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?
Rachel: Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! Im leaving! You are just a horrible person!
Joey: Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
Carol: Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
Joey: (taking a bite) Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?
Monica: Thats better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about it except all I did was think about it.
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
(Ross thinks it over, finally sits down and picks up his cards.)
Monica: Rachel, there's nothing in it.
Ross: I bet two dollars. (throws it in)
Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line!
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Chandler: Alright, here's ten. (gives it to him)
Ross: Its not a club.
Monica: What is it?
Ross: Well why not?! Shell-shell love it! Its the real thing! I got it at Pottery Barn.