words in movies
Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
(Yep, its a little gold loop.)
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Ross: Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!
Emily: I dont think you understand packing. Look, I just dont want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.
Chandler: Santa pants. (Phoebe still doesnt get it.) Santa Clauss pants.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.
Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!
Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up the apartment.
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Ross: I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, its-its so great. But at the same time Im thinking, "Well, Im gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."
Ross: Look guys, when Im with her its-its-its like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, yknow?
Joey: No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Joey: Its the Knicks!
Phoebe: Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?
Monica: Oh, just do it!!
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Phoebe: Oh, well, it doesnt have a nameoh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesnt have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?
Chandler: Fine, lets do it.
Phoebe: What make you think I can?! (Shields her eyes from it.)
Phoebe: I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans out the trick deck.) Ah-ha!
Joey: Uh-huh, not as high as (picks a card) It worked! King!
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
(He tries to put it on her finger.)
Emily: Ohh, its a bit small.
Emily: It was.
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
(Its Rachels turn to open the door.)
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
(She goes to close the door, but Chandler puts his foot it in.)
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Chandler: Totally worth it!
Phoebe: Okay, scarfs done. (Its not really a scarf, its just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just then, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Ross: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
Emily: I mean, we know its a bit hasty but, uh, it just feels so right, so
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Joey: Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know. I mean it was fun one time.
Chandler: It doesn't scare me!
Carol: Oh umm, yknow I think it would be better if we just save it.
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
PHOEBE: Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will resotre all your faith in humanity.
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Ross: I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. (Stops reading.) All right Joey, we get it. (To Chandler) I'm sorry.
Phoebe: Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah.
Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you.
Joey: I didn't get it?
Phoebe: Please, right now, no, every time I see him its like Is it on the lose? Is it watching me?
Chandler: So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. (Pause) Its oddly unsettling.
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Rachel: Yeah, it is.
Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
Joey: I'm sorry, it just felt nice.
Joey: No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! (Eats another spoonful) Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit! (Storms out.)
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
Phoebe: Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right.
Ross: Yeah! Theyre putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channels gonna film it!
Ross: (moving over to stand in front of her) Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldnt work past it together...
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Janice: Who's party is it?
Chandler: Okay. (He opens it and its a baby chick) Its a chicken.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. (tries to do it, but cant)
Rachel: This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And...(opens it)...it's a book!
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: Your not doing it.
Ross: Yeah, its hard okay, I only have two spots left.
Monica: Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Phoebe: So is it like art?
Phoebe: No kind. He just makes it up.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Monica: Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it.
Phoebe: Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah!
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Rachel: Well, its about time.
Ross: Hey, its my list.
Ross: Oh, yeah, well y'know Chandler printed it up on his computer.
Phoebe: You really thought it was perfect?
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
CHANDLER: Well it wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while.
Joey: Wow, its big!
Monica: Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.
Chandler: Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!
Joey: Look its not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Chandler: Well it you dont know that, then I dont want to do this with you.
Monica: And who laminated it?
Isabella: (reading it) Im not on the list!
Isabella: Y'know its ironic...
Isabella: Its laminated!
Isabella: May I see it?
Phoebe: Oh okay, its P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in (In an Australian accent) Ello there mate!
RACHEL: Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Phoebe: Hey, how'd it go?
Phoebe: Wow, its like a dirty math problem.
JOEY: He-he-he, how's it goin'?
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Rachel: Then how come it is?
JOEY: Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
(Joey turns around and sees his face on a poster in the subway. The poster says: What Mario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are shown with the poster displayed all over New York City.)
Monica: Oh my God, you cant even see where the Titanic hit it.
ROSS: Hi honey, how did it go?
Joey: Oh, no thanks, I got it. (picks it up) No I dont!
PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Chandler: Whats it about?
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Chandler: Well, it sounds kinda stupid... (looks at the TV) Whos she?
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.
Joey: Nothing. Its just old and dingy, thats all.
Monica: Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.
Monica: I know, it is isnt it?
Ross: Aww, is it broken?
Phoebe: Okay, its okay.
Ross: No, I cant get it out.
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Phoebe: Ewww! Oh! Its the Mattress King!
Chandler: No, you didnt get me!! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Ross: Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
Joey: Great, I'm finished! In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.
PHOE: Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restraunt, ordered champagne, nice.
Rachel: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.
Rachel: Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent. (Disembarks)
Ross: Its not a library...
Ross: Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.