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Chandler: I just saw Janice.
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Monica: Janice?!
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye-bye.
Janice: Oh boy, I just love to sing!
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Janice: When?
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
Phoebe: (whispering to Ross) Janice.
Janice: (entering) Hey there Ross!
Chandler: (to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!
Janice: Okay, Chandler, come on!
(Janice runs into the bedroom.)
Janice: Chandler?
Janice: Chandler!
Janice: No! No! I wanna see you take-off.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
CHANDLER: Janice, you're--
Chandler: (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Chandler: Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.
(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out.)
Janice: Oh, look at us! Who wouldve thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails. (Does the laugh)
Janice: Oh. Well, Ill right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
Janice: Here, Ross, take our picture. (Hands him a camera and he starts snapping) Smile! You're on Janice Camera!
Janice: (Ross is still taking their photo) Oh, I'm gonna blow this one up, and I'm gonna write 'Reunited' in glitter.
Janice: All right. Well, there you go. (she gets extremely wound up, and begins to try and calm herself down) Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Chandler: I talked to Janice.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner]
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]
Rachel: Ross! Janice?!
Janice: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didnt really leave me much choice. Did you?
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
Janice: Are you gonna be okay?
Janice: Okay.
Janice: Well yeah!!
Janice: What is wrong now?!
Janice: Yes! Yes! You did!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch.]
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Janice: Yeah, Im riding the alimony pony. (Does the now famous laugh.)
Janice: No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Ross: Okay, for instance. Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Janice: We're baack!
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, (Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom.
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
Janice: No, I-I-I gotta go. (she starts to walk away, but Chandler doesnt let her go.)
[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees its not working to his liking so hes confronting her about the sexual tension.]
Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out.
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Janice: Oh, I cannot believe hes using our divorce to sell mattresses.
Janice: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.
Janice: Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.
Janice: Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs)
Janice: Oh.... my.... God.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Joey: Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.)
Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
Chandler: Janice?!
Chandler: Janice?
Chandler: All right, Janice, likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)
Chandler: Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....
Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs)
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Janice: Why not?
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Janice: So, whos the lucky guy?
Janice: Chandler?
Janice: Okay! (She runs for the bathroom)
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Janice: Why?
Janice: This is so fun. This is like a reunion in the hall.
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
Janice: I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why dont you tell about your lovely wedding?
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Janice: He does?
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
The Colonel: OH MY GAWD!!!! (Yep, its Janice.)
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Janice: We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I went shopping...(looks through her bags)... and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I got you...
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Joey: (entering) Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didn't blink or anything.