words in movies
Janice: OH MY GOD!!
Janice: Ah ahahahhahaa! How great is this!
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! (laughs) Oh! They gave you the kiddy size (looking at the cup in his hand).
(Janice does her "Janice Laugh")
Janice: Please... go! (Then shouts after him) Just let me know if you need a hand!
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Janice: Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.
Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Joey: This is Janice.
Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.
Chandler: No, Janice.
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
Janice: For Chandler!
JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Janice: Oh, (laughs) I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Janice: We should?
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Janice: Are you being British?!
Janice: What woman?!
Janice: Where is this party?
Janice: Who's party is it?
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Janice: Oh my God.
Janice: Oh my Gawd, I-I understand. I-I am so sorry, Ill go. (Starts for the door.) Good-bye Monica (hugs her), I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, (hugs him) you call me when this goes in the pooper. (Hurries out.)
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: Why are your eyes so white?
Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
Janice: Just those two!
Janice: Oh my God!!
Janice: How did you know?
Janice: In the park?
Janice: The receipt.
Janice: Night-night Bing-a-ling.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Janice: I dont know.
Janice: Wow!
Janice: Okay.
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Janice: What?
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
Janice: Good-bye Chandler Bing. (walks out with one shoe)
Janice: Honey, honey, people are looking.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again.]
(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janices ex-husband, comes on TV.)
Chandler: I just saw Janice.
Janice: (standing up) Im sorry. (hugs him)
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling]
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Janice: Chandler?
Monica: Janice?!
Janice: When?
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
Chandler: (to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!
Janice: Okay, Chandler, come on!
(Janice runs into the bedroom.)
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye-bye.
Janice: Oh boy, I just love to sing!
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Phoebe: (whispering to Ross) Janice.
Janice: (entering) Hey there Ross!
Janice: Chandler!
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Janice: No! No! I wanna see you take-off.
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
CHANDLER: Janice, you're--
Chandler: (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!
Chandler: I talked to Janice.
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Janice: Oh, look at us! Who wouldve thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails. (Does the laugh)