words in movies
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
Phoebe: Oh, I like my job.
Joey: I *love* my job.
Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Chandler: I don't have a *job*!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]
(Chandler looks at the bill, thinking... then looks at the offer in the Newspaper and makes some dancing moves to see if he's up for the job...)
Ross: Oh sure, "Ross will do it!" Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
Monica:: he has to work, there's some rush on the big (pause, thinks) ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Monica: He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Manny: Well, you are not doing a very good job!
Chandler: Great job with the cups, Pheebs!
JOEY: But don't you need experience for a job like that?
INTERVIEWER: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Earl: Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Rachel: Its not funny, this is actually my job.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Rachel: I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.
Chandler: Shes just doing her job!
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Phoebe: What is your job?
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Ross: Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Rachel: Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Ross: Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Joey: I thought you already have a job.
Rachel: Well, why shouldnt I be? I have great friends! I have a wonderful job!
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Chandler: Hes right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.
Chandler: I think you should take the job.
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
Monica: You want a job? Turn off "Oprah," and send out a resume!
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Chandler: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
Joey: Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
Rachel: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
Joey: Boob job.
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!
Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.
Monica: (she hugs Chandler) Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Phoebe: Oh well, all right, I got (Ross hands her a bag) (To Ross) thank you, I got uh, this yknow "I want a job sweater." (Holds up the same sweater.)
MONICA: But I need it. Otherwords I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. You know, with the dancing and the costumes. I don't wanna have to wear flame retardant boobs.
Phoebe: Good job Alan!
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Joey: Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...