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Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
Ross: Whats up with the greed Joe?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Chandler: Joe?
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Chandler: Joe
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: Work, Joe!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.
Chandler: Joe...
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Phoebe: Uh, Joe?
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Chandler: Yes, Joe?
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Mike: (gets up) Joe, I love Phoebe. She's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.
Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!
Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) whats this called?
Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
CHANDLER: Game's tomorrow night Joe.
Rachel: Ok, let’s work from the top down! (Joey nods, but then puzzled because he does not get it) Just work the bra, Joe!
Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Chandler: (Tries to hug Joey but J. moves away) What's the matter Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e (Notices that the TV is turned off.)
Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.