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Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Carol: G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Joey and Ross: Go Joe!!!
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe.
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
Chandler: Thats not a state Joe.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Chandler: Joe?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Chandler: Joe
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Chandler: Work, Joe!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.
Chandler: Joe...
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Phoebe: Uh, Joe?
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Chandler: Yes, Joe?
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.
Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!