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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is baby-chick sitting.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick. Hes on one leather chair, the chick is on the other. Its watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building.]
[Scene: Ben and Joey's (Isn't that an ice cream??) callback.]
Joey's Hand Twin: Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy.
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?
Joey's Hand Twin: That's okay. (Walks out.)
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Joey's Hand Twin: Nothing?
Joey's Hand Twin: Are you gonna play?
Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) 14.
Joey's Hand Twin: Stop it!
Joey's Hand Twin: Please stop it!
Joey's Hand Twin: Please, please take him too. (Motions to Joey.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
[Scene: Joey's audition, the director has returned and wants to see the combination.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming from across the hall.]
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is entering carrying two pizzas.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they are just finishing up another game of foosball.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is showing off the entertainment center.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (Ohh, thats the last time Im ever gonna type that line. Its just so sad.) Joey is entering, angrily.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
[Scene: Joey's audition, he is with bag.]
Joey: Oh yeah! For every dollar Shutter Speed makes, one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.
(Suddenly, the tape cuts away from Joey's impromptu scene, to Chandler standing really, really close to the camera.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, theyre still playing Cups.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]
Joey's Hand Twin: (tries to leave) I have to get back to
[Scene: A blackjack table, it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman.]
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
Donny Osmond: Yeah! Welcome, it is Soap Opera week here on Pyramid, let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist, he's gonna be playing with "Days of Our Life's" star Joey Tribbiani! (Joey's amazed at the place and he keeps looking around till he realizes the audience is applauding him)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]
[Joey's. Playing ping pong by himself.]
Chandler: (following him) I'm telling you, I watched the tape. (Reaches Joey's room and Joey slams the door in his face)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Joey's room, he is recovering from his birth.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club.]
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr. Drake Remoray.]
Chandler: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is now showing Rachel around.]
[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend. Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Monica: Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts.]
Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gownit's Ross.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang.]
Joey's Co-Star: Alright.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Chandler: See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit. Joey enters, check in hand.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is entering. As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs.]
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
<Chandler grabs Joey's left arm and pushes the sleeve up>
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
Joey's Co-Star: Drake, Ive discovered the reason for all your headaches and memory loss.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
[The next one is from Episode 605: The One With Joey's Porsche.]
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]