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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.]
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is entering. As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs.]
<Chandler grabs Joey's left arm and pushes the sleeve up>
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
Joey's Co-Star: Drake, Ive discovered the reason for all your headaches and memory loss.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
[The next one is from Episode 605: The One With Joey's Porsche.]
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.]
[Scene: Unitel Video, Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Joey's]
Joey: So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica enters.]
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna.]
(Rachel and Joey's)
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Joey's voice/Ross: What's wrong?
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
(Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee)
Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs.]
(Lifts her head from Joey's shoulder)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again.]
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
[Scene: Joey's Bedroom, he and Melanie are in bed together.]
Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)
(She squirts some of the grease along Joey's face.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's. Joey's on the phone.]
Phoebe: Okay. (she starts to stuff styrofoam peanuts down the front of Joey's pants.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is still looking for the birds.]
Chandler: Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?
Rachel: Oh, take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on. Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.]
Sarah: (looks over at Joey's platter) Oh wow, are those stuffed clams?
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? C'mon I'll show you the kitchen.
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table.]
CHANDLER: No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad. I've even got some dads down at work.
Monica: Joey's bare ass!
Joey's Co-Star: Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. It seems your body is rejecting Jessicas brain.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album]
Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick. Hes on one leather chair, the chick is on the other. Its watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is flipping through magazines. Handyman is installing things. Monica enters.]