words in movies
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
Joey: On...?
Joey: Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
Joey: Oh man! I have to get those done too?!
Joey: Hey hey! You dye your hair!
Joey: Arghhh! Double standards!
Joey: Hey. I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.
Joey: Chandler Bing.
Joey: OK Thanks.(Joey touches the hot wax). I touched the stuff
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Joey: Oh good...
Joey: All right let's just do this.
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Joey: Hey, I need your help.
Joey: Look, I'll get new headshot taken, all right, so I want to get my eyebrows shaped
Joey: You may be a sissy but I'll still (pound you out on ground). All right, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do oneeyebrow and now... they don�t match!
Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.
Joey: What the hell am I supposed to do!
Joey: What, what.
Joey: Oh my God!
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Joey: Oh my God! I didn�t feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!
Joey: Thank you so much.
Joey: Listen that�s a pretty girly hour we just spent, we should add some manly make up for it.
Joey: Comb my eyelashes.
Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Ha, oh, of course.
Joey: Your eyebrows look weird.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey! You cant. Okay? Ever!
Joey: No hey Rach, its cool okay? Yknow Im a loner too! (Heads for his room.) Right?
Rachel: Joey proposed to me.
Chandler: I wasnt trying to open your closet! I wasnt trying to open your closet! I swear! (Running into the kitchen and sees its Joey.)
Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Rachel: Joey asked me marry him.
Joey: Its kind of embarrassing, yknow. I mean, I was an actor and now Im a waiter. Its supposed to go in the other direction.
Monica: Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey?
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!
Joey: Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either.
Joey: Look, its not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I dont want to hurt her.
Rachel: You didnt propose to me. Joey did.
(Joey enters.)
Joey: No.
Ross: Joey proposed to you?
Joey: No, I didnt!
Joey: No, I didnt!
Joey: Actually, technically, I didnt.
Joey: Ahhh!
Rachel: Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.
Joey: No, I didnt!
Joey: No, I didnt!
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didnt I didnt propose!
(Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is going up to the counter.]
Joey: Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}
Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed.
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Joey: (in a manly voice) Im gonna go shave. (Gets up.)
Joey: Im gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.
(Joey is now looking at Rachel, and since Rachels standing and hes sitting down and hes not looking at her face You get the picture.)
Ross: When you thought Joey proposed did did you say yes?
Ross: You said youd marry Joey?
The Director: Okay. (to Alex) All right uh, Alex now when Joey says his line, "Take good care of your Momma son," thats your cue to cry. Got it? (Alex nods yes.) All right, lets do this.
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Joey: Well, I said that I (The gang jumps up and interrupts him.)
Joey: Whyre you so tired?
Joey: Hey so wheres Ross?
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Joey: Is he still mad at us?
Joey: Thats not fair! I cant do that.
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Joey: Look, look lets pretend its a real bachelor party. Okay? Yknow? Before your wedding. Come on, itll be fun.
Joey: Hey and, this is a little extra something for yknow, always being there for me.
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Joey: No, hit me
Ross: Joey!
Joey: No, look, I dont know what else to do. I said Im sorry!
Joey: (excited) A little bit more.
Joey: Little bit.
Joey: A little bit.
Joey: Hit me!
Joey: (shouts) Hit me! Hit me!
Joey: (interrupting) Hit me, hit me.
Joey: Hit me.
Joey: I said I didnt technically.
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Joey: (looks in the window) Hes not really my type.
Joey: Im sorry! It was a reflex!
Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.
Joey: Hey, so how is it?
Joey: Sure, May...tember.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Joey: Okay, relationship, boy this could take a while.
Joey: You, you want me to help you with that?
Joey: Occupation? Dinosaurs.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters.]
Joey: Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Joey: But you two were supposed to be together.
[This starts a series of flashbacks; the first one is from Episode 106: The One With The Butt, Joey is in a play called Freud!.]
Joey: Wow.
Joey: So?
Joey: Really?
Joey: And youre Okay with that?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Joey: (makes quote marks) "Thanks."
Ross: Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Joey: No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables.]
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Joey: A year?!
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: Uhuh.
Joey: Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: Yeah! Look! (He throws some of his spaghetti on the floor.)
Joey: Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great
Joey: Hey!