words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Joey: Done.
Joey: So Pheebs whats this guy like?
Joey: Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?
Joey: Yeah!
[Scene: The Xerox place, Chandler and Joey are waiting in line.]
Issac: (to Chandler and Joey) Can I help you?
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Chandler: (to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.
Joey: Both of us? (points to Chandler and himself)
Joey: Well be there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch.]
Joey: Uh, 10:30.
Joey: 4:30.
Joey: Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Joey: God, that would be weird it that situation presented itself tonight, huh?
Joey: Dude, I dont know.
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you dont want to be doing something and then look up and see something you dont want to be seeing.
Joey: Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we... (clears throat) y'know each would, (clears throat again) y'know (pause) be?
Joey: Yeah, I guess, but whats like heads and whats tails?
[Scene: The Philly, Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe.]
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
(Chandler and Joey stare at each other in shock.)
Joey: So what are you gonna do?
Joey: Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.
Joey: Nothing, hes just really believes in that.
Joey: Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) Im sorry, too soon. You go.
Monica: Joey!
Joey: No-no.
Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Joey: Oh, yknow, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting in the chair.]
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Joey: Really?
Joey: Yeah!
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Joey: Okay, really good. Anyway I gotta go; Im late for work.
Joey: Ah.
Joey: Hey! (Likes it.)
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar, bouncing a ball against the door. Joey walks in right as he throws the ball and catches it.]
Joey: (stopping him) Wait. Give him a minute.
Joey: Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?
Joey: Uh Rach, if youre gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.
Joey: Whoa!
Joey: Ross has a boyfriend.
Joey: (To Ross) Problem solved.
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
Joey: Yeah. (Does it.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
Joey: Kay!
Joey: Okay, firstfirst of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), youre looking down, keep looking down
Joey: Yeah, I got my speech!
Rachel: Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!
Joey: (To Rachel) This is it! This is my category.
Joey: Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish.
Phoebe: Oh, look-look, Joey's on TV! Isn't that great? My pledge got Joey on TV! Oh that makes me feelOh no! (Realizes that her deed made her happy and therefore it's selfish and covers her mouth in horror.)
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are entering.]
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Rachel: (looking at the award) No! Joey!
Rachel: Joey I dont think you know what behalf means.
Joey: Come on Rach! No one saw me take it! There was a whole table full of em.
Joey: All right!
Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
Joey: Ah, this is my friend Rachel.
Joey: Hey Jessica.
Rachel: Sup? (Joey glares at her.)
Monica: Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible. (looks at Chandler) That's right, I know some stuff!
Joey: (To Rachel) Take it back?
Joey: Well, that-that-thats it? Youre gonna, youre gonna put it on your self or anything?
Joey: Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.
Joey: What award are you practicing for?
Joey: That, is not a cat! {I have to agree with Joey on this one.}
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Joey: Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]
Joey: Im sorry, do I know you?
Joey: Real estate, huh? Hmmm...
Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Joey: (to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me!
Joey: Hey, whats the horsepower on this thing?
Joey: (on phone) Oh my God!
Phoebe: (seeing him) Okay, nows not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.
Joey: Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good.
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie!
Joey: I know! My grandmothers gonna see this!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches.]
Ross: (glaring at Joey) This would be the place where you explain the hat.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is entering.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Joey: Hey, Im back!
The Casting Director: Hi-hi Joey.
Joey: So What?
Joey: Wow! Sure! Thats great!
Joey: Yes!
Joey: No. What?
Joey: Nope.
Joey: Thats right.
Joey: Yep.
Joey: Yeah may-maybe you dont tell anyone about this.
Joey: No! Im up for a Soapie!
Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.
Joey: Like what?
Joey: Unless what?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning.]
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Joey: Wow! This looks great!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
Joey: Thank God!