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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him.]
Chandler and Joey: That's nice.
Joey: Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
Joey: He should take the sack?
Joey: Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Joey: When's that?
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
(Joey begins to contemplate his ill fortune.)
(Joey looks at his friends, thinks a bit more, then realises.)
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?
(Joey gestures to show that he wouldn't dare...)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party. Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident.]
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Joey: (entering quietly) Hey.
Joey: Your sister stood me up the other night.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
(Phoebe wants to be angry with Joey, but as she watches him shaking his head in pain and disbelief, she knows that it isn't his fault.)
Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
Phoebe: Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.
Phoebe: No, Joey.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]
Joey: Urse...
Joey: ..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
Joey: No, no, no, don't say "listen." I know that "listen." I've said that "listen."
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Joey: You don't drink.
Joey: Oh, Urse... (He tries to take her in his arms, but she fends him off.)
Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?
Joey: (Thinking carefully) no. No, I, I couldn't do that.
Joey: Then, uh, then I'm sorry.
Joey: I know...
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
(Phoebe smiles, when Joey takes her face in his hands and kisses her. Joey gets up to leave but stops suddenly. Phoebe silently shouts "Oh, whoa!!" to herself, and leans back in the sofa to recover, a hand to her tingling lips. A thoughtful Joey is also feeling his lips, so he hesitates for a moment, then returns for a better view, he thinks again, cocking his head from side to side to regard her profile from various angles, then...)
Joey: Pheebs?
(The door bursts open, and Joey and Phoebe rush in.)
Joey: We just got the message.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is there. Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout. There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen.]
(Joey enters, happy again.)
All: �Hola, Joey! (Hi, Joey!)
Joey: �Hola, amigos! (Hey, everybody!)
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
Dream Joey: I love you too.
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
Phoebe and Joey: Oh my God!
Joey: Uhh, just a minute officer!!
Joey: I dont know! But its the same!
Chandler and Joey: Nice!
Joey: Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? Ive dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!
Joey: I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
Joey: Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!
Joey: Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross.]
RACH: Did Joey say what he was gonna go when he left?
Ross: Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
Joey: This is your place?
Joey: Ugh!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering again.]
Monica: No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV.
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
Rachel: Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.
JOEY: Have you been here all night?
Joey: You kissed him?!
Joey: What happened?
Joey: (He goes into a song and dance number)
Joey: I knew I shouldnt have mentioned it! Thats what I wanted to name my kid!
Joey: Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister.
Joey: I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now, is it?
Joey: Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.
Joey: Yeah! (Chandler makes a noise) No?
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Joey: Damnit!! Did you move?!
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I dont
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
Joey: (sheepishly) I finished my book. (Chandler and Monica slowly retreat back to bed.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
(Just as they start to get up, Joey walks in.)
Ross: Sure. (He opens the door to Joey. Needless to say, Joey's stunned.) Joey
Joey: Look, it was a job all right?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
Joey: No-no-no, no, no, wait. You see, Im an actor, Joey Tribbiani, Im doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal]
Joey: He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! (Pause.) You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?
Joey: What, what!? it's for her hot friends!
Joey: (to Ross) That-that is a good trick.
Joey: All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.
Joey: Okay, pick a card.
Joey: All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
Joey: Luck!
Joey: They're gonna do it together.
Joey: Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton, silk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about?
Joey: Done.
Joey: You're a dork.
Joey: All right!
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Ross: Joey, you look nothing like Ben.
Joey: Okay! Well need a six-pack of Zima.
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
Joey: Okay! All right, I'll see ya. (As he's walking off stage.) (Patting the bag.) We got it! We got it!
Joey: No. No. No. She lives on the third floor, eighth apartment from the left.
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke.]
Joey: (Happily) Yeah I did!
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
Joey: Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
Joey: Who knows?
Joey: Well, it involved Monica.
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Monica: Who? Two divorces and Joey?!
Joey: Man, this is gonna be kinda weird.
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
Joey: Hey Pheebs! (To the guys) Hey!
Joey: Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., Im not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.
Joey: What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
Chandler: Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
Joey: I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me.
Joey: Yeah. I understand. I understand. (Pause) Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter. Joey is holding mr. Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus.]
Joey: Oh yeah, no problem.
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Joey: Uh-oh.
Joey: (angrily) Ross!
Joey: Hi!
Ross: (entering, angrily) Joey!
Joey: (sitting back down) Was the chord at least right
Joey: Hmm, noodle soup.