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[Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Joey enters]
Joey: Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?
Joey: Alright!
Joey: (abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends.
Joey: (even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti.
Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...
Joey: (hesitates for a moment)Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.
Joey: Uh!
Joey: Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?
Joey: I like those odds!
Chandler: Kinda like Joey.
Joey: (who wasn't paying attention)What's that now?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen]
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Rachel: Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there!
Joey: (not yelling anymore)I was?
Joey: I did?
Joey: Oh yeah! The casserole lady.
Joey: Ooh! Tough odds!
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Joey: (excited)Did you get it?
Joey: (Still excited)By you!?
Joey: I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
(Phoebe and Joey both grab one side of the wishbone)
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Joey: Can't really say!
Joey: (slightly irritated)I'm not really comfortable with these questions!
Joey: I won, hey!
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)
Joey: Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!
Joey: Oh, you will when I pick you as starting forward.
Joey: You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Joey: (to Ross) I'll show you how.
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too (takes the bowl from Rachel)! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!
Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Joey: (in pain) Oh!
Joey: No, no! (they all go towards the balcony but they get jammed in the window)
Joey: (sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Joey: And what did she say?
Joey: (checking the last ticket) Damnit! anybody got anything?
Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
Joey: Oh yeah.
Joey: Me too.
[Scene: Central Perk. They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey. Gunther is serving a nearby table.]
(Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house)
Joey: (sitting in a chair) Hey guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won.
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Joey: Awful! Horrible!
Joey: Ross?
Joey: Hey, all right!
Joey: My Giant? I love that movie!
Joey: Hey.
Joey: (To Chandler) You're fake laughing too, right?
(They start to go into Monica and Rachels, their apartment is filled with all of the old Christmas trees from Joeys work.)
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Joey: (smiles) Kinda.
Joey: Nothing.
Joey: All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor
Joey: They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)
Joey: Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
Joey: Sorry.
Phoebe: Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?
Joey: Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?
Joey: No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!
Joey: No, the quiet down thing!
(Chandler gives Joey her business card, which he eagerly grabs and he leaves.)
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: YES!!
Joey: (in a sexy voice) Yep! There's always room for Jell-O
Joey: No, Im not! And it wasnt a hop it was a pademarie.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there. Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper.]
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Joey: Okay!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: Yeah.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Ross: (To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
Joey: Oh, it's perfect!
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: Oh! Oh!
Joey: I don't know. Maybe pizza?
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Joey: All right! You can have the chair.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Joey: Im sayin I see a difference.
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise.]
Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
Joey: I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)
Joey: Yeah, they're mine.
(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told Bob about.)
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
Joey: (reluctantly taking them) Chandler? A word.
Joey: Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya.
Joey: Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't
(Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.)
Monica: Joey!
Joey: Didn't think so.
Joey: All right! But, (To Monica) you do it with me once.
Joey: What's wrong buddy?
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back
Joey: Hey, Pheebs!
Joey: (sitting up from the couch) Hey Mon, do you have another pillow? (Holds up one.) Yknow, something a little snugglyer?
Ross: And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.
Joey: (pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. Thats called a scrum, okay? Its kinda like a huddle.
Chandler: It was fine, yknow? But she didnt agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, "I see you point, Im all right with it."
Joey: Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...
Joey: So you uh, still wondering?
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Joey: You're smart. I like that.
Joey: Hiya.
Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. (takes a glass from the fridge.)
(Joey gets up and moves to the other end of his row to talk to the guy sitting there.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
Phoebe: Yes. Yes I am. Oh my God, Im gonna have a baby! (Joey and Phoebe hug.)
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
The Director: Hey Joey, were ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this is Alex hes going to be playing your son.
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Joey: Oh no-no-no-no, wait-wait-wait!!
Ross: (To Joey) Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that.
Chandler: Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand?
Joey: Excellent, I'll be there.
Joey: Oh, hey, dont forget your shirt.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhh
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Joey: Thank you!
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Joey has got a secret peephole!
(He walks over and stands behind Joey.)
Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica.
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Joey: No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just I just Kinda
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Joey: But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!
Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)