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'JOEY' in a movie sentence | examples for 'JOEY' from movies

Rachel: So, I’m in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: (reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. That’s me!! I’m blank!!

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Joey: Yeah you are baby.

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Joey: No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.

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Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.

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Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)

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Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I don’t know, gal pal Rachel Green?

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Joey: Fine! All right, I’ll do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I y’know, start to say something stupid.

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Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! I’m gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.

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Joey: Yeah.

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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch.]

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Joey: Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.

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The Interviewer: (To Joey) Y’know I think its great you wanted to meet here. Y’know when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.

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Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didn’t know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldn’t have mattered, I’m doing this for the fans, not for the free food.

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Joey: And I’ll have all the muffins.

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[This starts a series of flashbacks; the first one is from Episode 106: The One With The Butt, Joey is in a play called Freud!.]

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Joey: (He goes into a song and dance number)

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[The next one is from Episode 304: The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, Joey is on Amazing Discoveries.]

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Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.

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Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!

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Joey: (finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (Starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.

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[The next one is from Episode 322: The One With The Screamer, it’s the end of Joey’s play.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne… baby…I’m gonna want to meet her.

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(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7.)

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[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebe’s Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do…so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…

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Joey: Well, there are so many things, it’s hard to pick just one.

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[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joey’s hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebe’s Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]

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Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?

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Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)

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[The next one is from Episode 603: The One With Ross’s Denial, Joey is amazing Phoebe and Monica by holding his breath.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Phoebe: Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!

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(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey’s nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he’s now forced to actually hold his breath.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!

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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]

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Ross: (popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's fun!

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Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!

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[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesn’t want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]

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Joey: I think you’re right.

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Joey: One.

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Joey: That’s kinda nice.

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Joey: Yeah.

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Joey: Yeah.

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Joey: Yeah!!

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Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Y’know a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Right.

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Joey: Matter of fact, I do.

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Joey: Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.

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[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521: The One With The Ball, Joey and Ross are throwing a ball around.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?

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Joey: Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.

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Joey: Yeah!

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Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!

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[The next one is from Episode 604: The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]

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Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’t been able to stand up since. But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Rachel: It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef saut�ed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

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[Time lapse, Ross and Joey are eating Rachel’s disaster.]

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Joey: I like it.

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Joey: What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[The next one is from Episode 619: The One With Joey’s Fridge.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isn’t doing all that well.]

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Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes—Hey, what was in that brown jar?

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Joey: Not anymore.

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(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)

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Joey: (pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin’? (Starts digging in.)

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Joey: Uhh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets y’know, just everything in moderation.

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Gunther: Your muffins. (Sets down a huge plate of muffins in front of Joey.)

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Joey: I’ll take those to go. (To the interviewer) For the kids.

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Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said. But believe me, that’s not gonna happen today.

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Joey: Well, I said that I… (The gang jumps up and interrupts him.)

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Joey: You guys, this is Shelley, she’s interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends…

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Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! I’m gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, I’m the one you come too. This might be Joey’s baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? I’m just kidding—Seriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.

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Joey: Okay.

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Monica: Joey! You’re doing great!

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Joey: No thanks.

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The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joey’s friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Rachel: (scoffs at him) Yeah, that’s gonna get you into Soap Opera Digest. Well I…(leans into the microphone again)…I would just like to say that Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: How come you have two? Chandler: Well this one's for you. Joey: Get out. Chandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's about you and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds. Joey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies. Chandler: That's what they'll call us. [The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.]

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Rachel: Oh, Joey! Sorry!

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Joey: No that’s all right. Don’t worry about it.

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Joey: Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s!

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Joey: Yeah! Look! (He throws some of his spaghetti on the floor.)

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Joey: I know.

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Joey: All right, don’t waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)

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[The next one is from Episode 224: The One With Barry And Mindy’s Wedding, Joey has to kiss a guy in an audition and has been trying to find one to practice with.]

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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]

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Ross: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).

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Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[The next one is from Episode 512: The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh, Joey and Phoebe are betting on who will reach the treat the fastest, the chick or the duck.]

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Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)

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Joey: Judge rules, no violation.

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Joey: And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!

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Joey: Judge rules, Nutter-Butter.

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Joey: Yeah.

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[The next one is from Episode 401: The One With The Jellyfish, where Monica, Joey, and Chandler are relating that tragic day they spent on the beach.]

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Joey: I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...

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Monica: You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)

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Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel: (turning to look at Joey) Ewwww!!

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Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!

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Joey: Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends.

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Joey: Really? Me? Wow! I don’t even know any huge gay people!

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[Another group of flashbacks begin with Episode 513: The One With Joey’s Bag. Joey is carrying the bag and has entered Central Perk to the amusement of Ross and Chandler.]

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Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[The next one is from Episode 712: The One Where They’re Up All Night, Joey and Ross are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape.]

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Joey: I think face to face.

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Joey: Face to face, yeah!

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Joey: All right.

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(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest.)

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Joey: (grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!

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(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey’s torso, but that doesn’t work very well and he’s forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross’s crotch.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through.

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[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting.]

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Joey: Hey Pheebs! (He sits down next to her.)

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Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that he’s got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!

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[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Ross’s Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]

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Joey: No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean.

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Joey: It’s not what you said. It’s the way you said it… Oh My God, I’m a woman!!!

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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]

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Joey: Great nap.

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(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)

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Joey: Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)

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[Another series of flashbacks begins with Episode 413: The One With Rachel’s Crush, Joey is telling Rachel and Phoebe how he picks up women.]

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Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin’?"

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Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin’?

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[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]

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Joey: Hey! How you doin’?

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Joey: I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)

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Rachel: And that’s Phoebe (points), and that’s Joey.

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Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin’?

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Rachel: Don’t!! (Joey backs away frightened.)

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[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees it’s not working to his liking so he’s confronting her about the sexual tension.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.

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Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?

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Joey: What?!?! Oh dear God!

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Joey: Not much to tell there I’m really shy.

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Joey: Oh great! Great! Thank you. (They shake hands.)

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Joey: Bye-bye. (The interviewer leaves and he sits down with the rest of the gang.) I did it!

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Joey: Oh, I don’t watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, y’know?

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Joey: Oh, good to know. (The interviewer leaves.) So close!

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone is reading Joey’s interview.]

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Joey: Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.

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Joey: Little bit, yeah.

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Joey: Oh yeah, that’s just a little something for my huge gay fan base. (Winks at him.)

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Joey: Hey, you’re the one that loves the picture.

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Joey: Come on man, you’re not a potato.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: What?

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Joey: No I didn’t.

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Joey: All right.

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Chandler: Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Joey: Come on here, have a seat.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

(Joey hands her the book and she puts it in the freezer.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey: Well, it looks like it wasn’t heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: I went back to Riff’s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: What?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes.]

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Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: We did it!!

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Joey: Look, you wanna use our place?

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[They all turn around and look at Joey.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Joey: Okay.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: (intrigued) Really?

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Joey: Oh well, okay, good luck.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Joey: Go get ‘em Treeger.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: No, I’m good.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: (sticking his head out the window) Hey, the fight’s starting!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! It can't happen at all!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

(Joey makes a sound like a creaking bed.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (on tape) Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice (Joey looks around worried hoping no one heard that) I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

JOEY: "Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!"

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentine’s Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never going to happen!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Joey: Yeah, I didn’t know you guys were going to be here.

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Joey: I don’t know. Just uh, just tell ‘em it was a mix-up with the invitations, or—No-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I don’t think you can blame it on them so… (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

The Director: All right, it’s time to act, my talking props. (Both Joey and Kate just look at each other.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: Hey.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)

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Joey: It's 4:30.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: (entering) Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Charlton Heston: (tosses him a towel, motions for him to get out of the shower and sits down on the couch) Every actor at one time or another—opp! (Joey tries to sit down next to him and Heston makes him sit somewhere else.) Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver at sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford won’t even watch himself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Joey: Is she great or what?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Well then, do it better!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Joey: Hey, no way, that rooster’s family!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Please don’t kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn’t there fault, it was mine.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Okay, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the ‘okay’ symbol and walks away.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Joey: Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Why?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Joey enters]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: You can pee here!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: ...I d'know.

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

(We go into a flashback sequence with Joey remembering some of those times.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: Oh, I know...

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Look, we are not gonna…

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Chandler: Well, y'know if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Rachel: What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, ‘cause I’m heading up there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Joey: Why not?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Yeah. And speaking of volcanoes, man are they a violent igneous rock formation.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Yeah.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Oooooh!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: All right, so... next time, you take her to your place.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: You wanna see her again, right?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Yeah.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: What kind of smell?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Yeah!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms)

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Joey: All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

CHANDLER and JOEY: Woah, hey, yo. [Rachel and Ross move]

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Joey: Our place, the hall! I...

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

JOEY: Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey: Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Joey: Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6