words in movies
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Joey: Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Joey: You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!
Joey: I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
Rachel: (gets up from the sofa and moves to the kitchen but Joey blocks her way) Oh, sorry... Oops, sorry.
Joey: (lifts Rachel up and moves her behind him so she can walk on) Hey, here you go.
Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?
(Monica points at Joey, Rachel turns and sees him)
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Joey: What's happenin'?
Joey: Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Joey: (yelling) Stupid Jane Rogers!!
Joey: Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.
Joey: I do it every year.
Joey: I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!
Joey: Yeah...
Joey: Yeah...
Joey: (Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!
Rachel: Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
Joey: (speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!
Rachel: Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...
Joey: Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Monica: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
(Joey enters, wearing a bathrobe)
Joey: (sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.
Phoebe: We know about your party Joey.
Joey: What party?
Joey: (looks perplexed and opens up his robe) Ok... I mean...
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
Joey: (To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".
Monica: I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?
Rachel: Yeah, well, I guess I have forgotten about Joey and clearly you've forgotten about Chandler!
[Scene: The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy]
Joey: Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. (To Dirk) Dirk, this is my good friend Ross. (Ross and Dirk shake hands)
Joey: It's a science.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...
Joey: Monica!
(Joey, resigned, walks to Rachel's table)
Joey: (To Rachel) What have you got there?
Joey: Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?
Joey: (browsing the tissues) Let me see if I approve any of these clowns. This guy wears a rug (discards one). This guy's Canadian (discards another). And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different.
Joey: (discarding all the remaining tissues one by one) Pass, pass, oh, pass, double-pass, pass...
Joey: Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
Joey: Me.
Joey: Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!
Joey: Gotcha.
Rachel: Oh, Very funny... Joey.
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Chandler: Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. (Pats Joeys arm, Joey pats Chandlers shoulder, and Chandler motions for Joey to say the same about him.)
Joey: Umm, do you see anyoh, Vaseline?
Joey: Nice!
Joey: Okay.
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Joey: (answering phone) Hello?
Joey: Yeah, sure, spread some of that on there.
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
Joey: Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?
Joey: Ross? You okay?
Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)
Rachel: (entering) Joey, do you have a minute?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!
JOEY: And what did he say?
Joey: Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?
Joey: Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
Joey: What-what is it, what is it?
Joey: I'm not listening to you!
Joey: Hey, Pheebs?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe.]
Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Joey: Umm?
Rachel: Hey, uh, Joey?
Joey: Now? You want me to go over there now?
Joey: I might know something.
Joey: Do you know something?
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Joey: What's the thing you know?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out.]
Joey: Okay, fine.
Joey: Well I guess I shouldve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
Joey: You don't know!
Joey: Ohh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.
Joey and Rachel: Hey!
Joey: Yeah, I know!!!!
Joey: Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain.
Joey: (gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!
Joey: Monica and Rachel made out. (Giggles like a schoolboy and Monica glares at him.)
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: Come on Joey!!!
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Joey: Ohh, I know one thing!
JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him (runs out)
Joey: They did it right there on the couch.
Joey: Hey Ross!
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Joey: Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight.
Joey: Will you calm down, hes just a human guy.
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Joey: Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. Thats the stuff. What do you think?
Joey: Really?
Joey: Greens? Im a Tribbiani! And Tribbianis quit!
Joey: All right, let's go Pheebs.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]
Joey: Howdy partner!
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Joey: Look, Im telling you if I put my hand on my stomach right here (He puts his hand down his pants, like Al Bundy on Married With Children always used to do.) it doesnt hurt that bad.
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Joey: Oh no-no-no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Joey: Damnit Phoebe!!
Joey: Judge rules, no violation.
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: What?!
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Judge rules, Nutter-Butter.
Joey: Dont answer that.
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
Joey: Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
Joey: Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
Monica: (entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!
Joey: Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate.
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
(Joey enters.)
Joey: Umm, hi.
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!
Ross: (to Joey, who is wearing a blue, 3 foot hand) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT OFF!! (takes it off his hand and throws it on the floor)
Joey: Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it youre right where you dont want to be! Back together!
Joey: All right.
Joey: Great! Thanks, Rach!
Joey: Pheebs! Sorry!
Joey: Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valentes.
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Joey: (entering) Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?
Joey: Are you all right?
Joey: Pheebs, I'm so sorry.
Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.
Rachel: Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?
Joey: Really? A purse?
Joey: All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey Ive ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
JOEY: Hey, hey, they're runnin'
Joey: Hey!