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[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches]
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Joey: So you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good.
Joey: Oh hey Rach!
Joey: Maybe you could take Charlie shopping.
Joey: Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Joey: What's the matter, Pheebs?
Joey: Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.
Joey: Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Charlie on the couch. Rachel enters]
Joey: (to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Joey: Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!
Joey: Bye.
Joey: All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?
Joey: So you're ruling out surrogacy?
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Joey: Enough said, I'm there for you man. Where is she, upstairs?
Chandler: (stopping Joey) ah-ha!
Joey: Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!
(Joey moves close to Ross and whispers something in his ear)
Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Rachel: I don't know, you know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart, and tall! You know, and just swept Joey off his feet... I mean, nobody else has a chance!
Phoebe: You like Joey?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
Joey: Hello?
Ross: Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Joey: Oh! How's it going?
Joey: What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!
Joey: Well, just wake him up!
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie.]
(Phoebe walks in wearing a fancy, revealing dress, and stands before Joey)
Joey: (impressed) Wow! You look... (drops the cookie)... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!
Joey: Then don't go!
Joey: Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!
(Joey gives Phoebe a thumbs up. Phoebe walks out)
Chandler: Oh! (Whispers something in Joeys ear and then in Rosss ear.)
Joey: Everyday use.
Rachel: And not one of your coupons for an hour of "Joey Love."
Joey: Guest.
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
Joey: No-no-no, no its uh, its okay.
Joey: Five years.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: What?
(Joey turns around and sees them kissing.)
Joey: (Something in Italian.) (Storms out.)
Joey: My folks.
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
[Chandler and Joey stop dancing and laugh at her]
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Joey: Yeah! You did! And thats why Im leaving.
Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Joey: Hes fine!
Joey: Chandler?
Monica: And Joey.
Joey: Hey!
Joey: You kissed my girlfriend!
Tim: Hi, Joey.
Joey: All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.
Joey: That doesnt sound like thinking to me!
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.
Joey: So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?
Joey: Hey.
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Joey: Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.
Rachel: Joey, had reasons.
Joey: In the box.
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table.]
Ross: Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
(Joey says something unintelligible and they hug.)
[Scene: Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his]
Joeys Grandmother: Of course! Its her favorite.
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Joey: And-and you wont blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)
Joey: Really?!
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)
JOEY: Joseph's good, isn't he?
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! (Looks at the waiter and then to Joey)
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! Its eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Joey: Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.
Joey: Big fat goalie.
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Joey, Chander, and Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Yeah!!
Joey: Well, we could do that!
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: Yeah! All right? Lets go!
Joey and Ross: Yeah!!!
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Joey: Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.
Joey: Are you serious?!
Joey: Thank God! Im exhausted!
Joey: Were 29, were not women.
Joey and Ross: Yeah!
Joey: Yeah, I know.
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, night. Chandler and Joey are sharing the sofabed in the living room. Joey is restless.]
Joey: So, were having fun, right?
(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey. This poem is known as "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather "Account of a visit from St. Nicholas" by Henry Livingston.]
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Chandler and Joey: YEAH!!! YES!!!
Joey: I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe: Hey!
Joey: I call Monicas room!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Joey: Ohhh!
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Joey: No, its okay, but if Im Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.
Monica, Rachel, and Joey: Yes!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, come here. (Puts a little wax on Joeys arm and puts a strip on it.)
Joey: Sure! Where are the seats?
Hypnosis Tape: You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. (Joey walks out smiling to himself.)
Joey: (entering) Hey!