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'JOEY' in a movie sentence | examples for 'JOEY' from movies

Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.

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Joey: That's it! Thanks Pheebs!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Joey]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Joey]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Joey) Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Joey]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Don't come out here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Joey]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Joey]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Joey]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: For this weekend! Oh gosh, it would be perfect, we get to see Joey plus we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it out plane-aversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey! Joey! (They all head over to him, he spots them coming and panics.) Hey! Hey!! Wow! (She hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Yeah, what-what's going on?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Dawson?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Aww, there we go.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Ooh, so close.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Guys! Please! Come on! Come on! This is obviously just a big misunderstanding.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: All right well, I'll take you someplace nice then. Look! A guy tipped me a hundred bucks today.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (to the dealer) Can I change a hundred? (He hands him his chip.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (betting all 100) Let's ride.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: My identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey, are you unsupporting me again?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Pheebs!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: That was Joey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (entering) Hey-hey-hey you made it!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Joey!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: All right! Hey-hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Who's your friend? He's hot! (Ross laughs and Rachel smacks him with her purse.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (To Joey) Thanks man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Hi. (She hugs Joey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: He's kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this. (Holds up his hand.) See?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Right! Okay. (Heads for the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Oh-oh-oh, yeah! (He grabs some towels and takes them to him.) That's right, you take good care of those babies!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: It's me, Joey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (holds up his hand) Joey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (following him) But you haven't even heard the chorus!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! (Hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! (Goes and hugs Joey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks! (He starts to leave, but gets an idea and stops.) Hey Rach, how you doin'?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in there—Ooh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (sitting down) Ahhh! (Slides his hands across the table.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway… (Shakes his hands.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) 14.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hit me! (He does so.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: Please, please take him too. (Motions to Joey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

(Joey has made a little home movie that's his big scene. He braces himself against the door to his apartment and while holding a plastic gun and wearing the same sweater says…)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Joey: Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Hi. I’m Joey Tribbiani; I’m here to audition for (Groans) man.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Joey: (reads it) Oh, I can’t believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y’know? And it wouldn’t matter. Now I gotta be careful?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Joey: Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

(Monica and Chandler are looking curiously at Joey.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Joey: Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Joey: I’m sorry, you’re right. What am I gonna say? (He takes another sip of the green stuff and recoils at the taste.) Oh!

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[Flashback to 209 - TOW Phoebe's Dad] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Joey: I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Phoebe: Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Wow! I can’t believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an Oscar!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean we’re gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: (Brings Joey a mug of coffee) Okay, here we go...

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: What the heck is that?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Joey: (opening the door wearing nothing but a sock, and holding a dart board over the `Little General.') Hey! (Chandler turns down the TV) Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Joey: (finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (Starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: I bet ‘ya ya I could fit in there. (points to a hole in the center)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Joey: Hang up, hang up. (reaches with his good arm, but Phoebe grabs it and he tries to reach the phone with his other arm but can't because of the sling.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: I’ll be playing Drake Remoray’s twin brother, Stryker!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(She walks over behind the coat rack, but Joey picks it up and moves it so that he’s still behind it, and she can’t see him.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: That’s not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I’m not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. (Starts to leave, but stops and turns to Phoebe.) Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Relax. Here hold this (hands her his beer). This old stuff just comes right off. (he bends down to try and lift some tile right in the middle of the floor, in his tight pants.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Joey: I know! I’m sorry! The guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

All: Nooo!! (Joey quickly stops nodding his head.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Joey: (taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) Y’know what I mean! She’s this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees and…uh-oh.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Joey: Correct! There’s a possible backwards bonus!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebe’s Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Check it out!! Jam crackers!

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Joey: Ah-ah-ah! We’re doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little ‘til they get there?

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Joey: London baby!! (And Rachel slowly closes the door, sadly.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Janine: Well they said I should bring someone. (To Joey) Do you wanna be my dance partner?

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Joey: Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandler’s eyes!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffee’s cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

(He’s still spitting and Joey holds his script in front of his face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin’?"

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Joey: I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Joey (staring at the cake): Uh.. is it ok that I still think it looks delicious?

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Joey: Oh, I-I think I’m gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isn’t doing all that well.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. How’s it going. This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hell’s a matter with you? How do you think Joey’s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Oh wow Wayne, it’s not really something you can teach y’know? It’s pretty much something you’re born with if you—(Off Chandler’s look)—You-you can teach it! I’ll show you right how to do it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Joey: Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

(They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.)

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Joey: No! But y'know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Joey: (sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a "yeah, yeah, yeah" way.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesn’t, and the dog goes running off.) Well, you’re cute, but you’re not too smart!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, I’ve got you, me, and Chandler and I’m gonna invite Gunther ‘cause, well, we’ve been talking about this pretty loud.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chandler: So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Hey, it’s gonna be all right.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

JOEY: [dials the phone] It's a woman.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Hey, I’ve done plays before. I’m a serious actor.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Joey: (looking out the window) Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. It’s like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: (to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: I knew that! (They all look at him) I sooo didn’t know that, but you should see your faces.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Joey: Alright!! Fine! It's original Hugsy! No, now I know that Emma wants him but he's mine and I need him..

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin. Phoebe and Rachel are already there.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there’s nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Yeah, it’s for the kids. To keep the kids off drugs. It’s a very important issue in this month’s Playboy. I’m sure you all read about it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Rachel: That’s great! Wow man, so Joey must’ve really taught you some stuff huh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 5