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(Joey and Ross enter causing Chandler to quickly hide the brochure behind his back.)
Joey: Hey. (Heads straight for the fridge.)
(Joey returns with a piece of pizza as Chandler and Phoebe exit.)
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. You wanna bite? (Holds his piece out for him.)
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Joey are there.]
Joey: No.
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Joey: Oh wow thats a great idea! And I still have his credit card.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Joey: All the time!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)
Joey: Yes, its in my In in my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering.]
Joey: No! He blew us off!
Joey: I know!
Joey: Can I tell you something? Me too.
Joey: Ooooh! Freeze him out.
Joey: I like it!
Joey: From now on, its gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. (They shake hands.) Okay! Were gonna be the new Joey and Chandler.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is writing something as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters.]
Joey: (To Ross) I think we gotta end the freeze out.
Joey: Oh my God!!
Joey: And-and-and-and-and-and, and were gonna be friends again!
Joey: Oh its water under the bridge, forget it!
Joey: I think Im gonna cry!
(Ross and Joey urge Chandler to tell Rachel.)
Joey: (holding an empty tissue box) Wheres all the tissues?! (Throws the box down in disgust.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, continued from earlier. Chandler is showing Rachel the ring.]
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Joey: Ooh!
Joey: It's not my first time.
JOEY: Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.
Joey: Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Joey: Dude!
Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down.]
(Joey suddenly gets very angry.)
Joey: All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
Joey: Done! I did it! Heh, whos stupid now? (He smiles and has cookie remains all over his teeth.)
(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
Joey: Oh man, pizza? I like pizza. (makes like he is trying to send a telepathic message to Rachel) Put olives on the pizza.
Joey: Very good! Okay. G.
Joey: So, are you ready to go?
Joey: Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, butbye-bye! (He ushers her out the door.)
Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)
Joey: Oh sure, right back there. (Points.)
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
Joey: (shyly) She keeps punching me.
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
Joey: I mean seriously, shes like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadnt and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and (Realizes everyone is staring.) I havent bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?
Chandler: Arghhhhhh!! (Joey turns around to taunt him, but Chandler is in the doorway and Joey is facing the kitchen.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie.]
Joey: (To Chandler) I didn't finish my five pages.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
Joey: No-no.
Joey: Uh-oh, shht! The Misses.
Joey: Yeah, big!
(Joey starts playing with a toy alligator and has it attack him.)
Joey: Hey!
Joey: All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.
Katie: Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me.
Joey: Uhh .
Joey: Nah.
Joey: Hey! Hiya!
Joey: Huh.
Joey: (from the bedroom) I can hear that!
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Joey: Nothing. Its just old and dingy, thats all.
JOEY: So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter.]
Joey: Ahhoy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
Joey: (to her) Oh, hey Katie! Everyone, this is Katie.
Joey: What a bad idea!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations.]
(Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.)
(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)
Joey: She's right y'know.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7, and Kate waves good bye.)
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Joey: Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Joey: Hey!
Joey: That's not funny at all!
Joey: (thinks) Dark red.
Joey: All right, I'll see you in the morning.
Joey: Correct! Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?
Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Dream Joey: Cat.
Rachel: Hey Joey!
Joey: Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
JOEY: Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me. [hands Chandler a jewelry box]
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (To Joey) Hey.
Joey: (To Phoebe) Hey! (Sees that Monica's there.) Oh.
Joey: Nothing!
Joey: (backing away) What?! Why?!
Monica: Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesnt mean that-that you're in love with me!
Joey: It-it doesnt?
Joey: (looks at her) Not really.
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Joey: That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
Joey: No, never done that either.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Joey: Mine! (He grabs it.)
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Ross: Oh great! What, you brought Joey?
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no Its okay, I mean Ilook Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing, but we dont have to do that!
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
Dream Joey: I love you too.
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.