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Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!
(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)
Joey: We know its Ross!
Joey: Im gonna be an uncle! Come here! (He joins the hug.)
Joey: Well that, that sounds good.
Joey: Bye.
Joey: What secrets?
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are entering.]
Joey: Yknow, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.
Joey: I dont have a key, they took mine to give to you.
Joey: Why would they take away our keys?
Joey: No thats not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
Joey: Hey, I washed those!
Joey: Yeah that didnt sound like me.
Joey: Yeah, I have stuff in there too.
Joey: Monicas chicken parm! Ill take care of it. (He picks up the phone) Hey Mr. Treeger, its Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its an emergency. (Listens) Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread. (Hangs up.)
Joey: Yeah, it seemed pretty important.
(Phoebe and Joey trade looks)
Joey: Really?
Joey: Yeah, I dont think thats what it is.
Joey: Oh wow, I dont feel well.
Phoebe: (To Joey) Maybe its something you ate?
Joey: Please, just-just, just go and talk to Rachel.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock em, Sock em Robots.]
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Joey: What the hell is that?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)
Joey: So its noticeable huh?
Joey: (simultaneously) Oh my God!!! I cant believe that!!
Joey: How are you doing?
Joey: Well, what did you say to her?
Joey: (shocked) What?
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
Joey: What?! (Grabs his condoms from his pocket and looks.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him.]
Joey: Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Joey: And-and you wont blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)
Joey: Uh, okay Ill-Ill-Ill break it down. (He hands the phone to Phoebe, gets up, picks up a chair, and starts banging it on the floor.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Joey: Hey!
Joey: I dont see the baby. Where is it?
Joey: (to Lauren) In a minute!!
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Joey: I dont know. Its-its just lately, Ive been feeling Okay, heres what it is (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave)
Phoebe: Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.
Joey: Wow! This girl is good.
Chandler and Joey: Hey.
Joey: No-no, not for like another two weeks.
Joey: Okay, the last thing
Chandler and Joey: Whoa!!!
Chandler: Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! (Whispers something in Joeys ear.)
Joey: (with a disgusted look) What was it?
Joey: Yeah, right.
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Joey: Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.
Joey: Hey.
Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
Joey: Well what is it?!
Joey: (going over to him) Well?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.
Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.
Joey: Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.
Joey: Sure.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there.]
Joey: Yep. Ice Capades.
Joey: Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.
Joey: Oh sure, go with the sissy.
Joey: Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler.
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Joey: Anyone mind if I save this?
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
Joey: I say, 'I am there!' Cool! Aw, is Ross going to?
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Serious?
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
Joey: No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
JOEY: Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
Chandler: (to Joey) My lighters in there! (points to the cab)
Joey: (entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist.
Joey: Itll be great for next weekend. I mean, (in an Irish accent) itll be grrreat.
JOEY: I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!
Joey: Let me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right.
Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.
Joey: Tell us!
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
Joey: (to Billy) So youre the gynaecologist?
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
(Chandler and Joey stare at each other in shock.)
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Joey: Yeah. What are we getting?
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?
Joey: Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
Joey: (sees Kate) Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.
(Monica, Ross, Chandler, and Joey exit.)
Joey: Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. (Holds up his hand in one of Phoebe's chords.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]
Joey: Dont you think I asked him that before he got in?!
Joey: Well, it doesnt matter what I would do.
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Joey: Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Joey: Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure weve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
(There is a loud knocking at the door through which Joey has just entered.)
Joey says "Ichiban". It displays a few girls dancing around and Joey fills most of the screen, he puts something blue on his lips and smacks them saying "Lipstick For Men!" It goes on to show him playing a guitar and putting on more blue lipstick. In the end he says seductively "Ichiban... Lipstick For Men" and "Sahiko" and it ends. Chandler and Rachel are speechless.)
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We cant stop filming just for you. Its not like its your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Rachel: (threatening Joey with a scrunchy): Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Joey: No-o-o!!
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
Joey: Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.
Joey: Had the beef-tips, huh?
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Joey: No, its just my luggage.
Chandler, Monica, and Joey: Hey!!
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, it's-it's uh, you just uh, uh reminded me that uh, I need to do my stretches too. (Starts to stretch, groans painfully)
Joey: Hey-hey, check out the hat!
Joey: (to himself) And I ate the food, I had the fish, it was good, yeah. It was good, yeah...
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Joey: What?
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, theyre finishing up dinner.]
Joey: Okay, all right.
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
Joey: Fan out! Fan out!
Joey: All right, relax. Its just a shoe.
Joey: (jumping in triumph) OH YES!!!!!
Joey: I dont want to talk about it. Yknow, you couldve at least saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs whats left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.)
Joey: Huh.
Joey: I know.
(Joey finally wakes up.)