words in movies
Joey: Not me.
(Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandler's look and abruptly stops.)
Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there.]
Joey: Twice?
Joey: You guys okay?
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Joey: (entering with Chandler) Morning. We ready to go?
(Joey listens to his overcoat for a second and sighs, then notices Chandler watching)
Joey: What?
Joey: Check it out, Giants-Cowboys. (He has a pocket TV)
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
Joey: (hides the TV, but he still has an earphone) Just a, uh... hearing disability.
Joey: Seventeen-fourteen Giants... three minutes to go in the third.
Joey: Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
Joey: I mean seriously, shes like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadnt and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and (Realizes everyone is staring.) I havent bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?
Chandler: Arghhhhhh!! (Joey turns around to taunt him, but Chandler is in the doorway and Joey is facing the kitchen.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie.]
Joey: (To Chandler) I didn't finish my five pages.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
Joey: No-no.
Joey: Uh-oh, shht! The Misses.
Joey: Yeah, big!
(Joey starts playing with a toy alligator and has it attack him.)
Joey: Hey!
Joey: All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.
Katie: Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me.
Joey: Uhh .
Joey: Nah.
Joey: Hey! Hiya!
Joey: Huh.
Joey: (from the bedroom) I can hear that!
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Joey: Nothing. Its just old and dingy, thats all.
JOEY: So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter.]
Joey: Ahhoy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
Joey: (to her) Oh, hey Katie! Everyone, this is Katie.
Joey: What a bad idea!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations.]
(Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.)
(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)
Joey: She's right y'know.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7, and Kate waves good bye.)
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Joey: Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Joey: Hey!
Joey: That's not funny at all!
Joey: (thinks) Dark red.
Joey: All right, I'll see you in the morning.
Joey: Correct! Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?
Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Dream Joey: Cat.
Rachel: Hey Joey!
Joey: Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
JOEY: Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me. [hands Chandler a jewelry box]
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (To Joey) Hey.
Joey: (To Phoebe) Hey! (Sees that Monica's there.) Oh.
Joey: Nothing!
Joey: (backing away) What?! Why?!
Monica: Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesnt mean that-that you're in love with me!
Joey: It-it doesnt?
Joey: (looks at her) Not really.
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Joey: That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
Joey: No, never done that either.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Joey: Mine! (He grabs it.)
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Ross: Oh great! What, you brought Joey?
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no Its okay, I mean Ilook Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing, but we dont have to do that!
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
Dream Joey: I love you too.
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
Phoebe and Joey: Oh my God!
Joey: Uhh, just a minute officer!!
Joey: I dont know! But its the same!
Chandler and Joey: Nice!
Joey: Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? Ive dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!
Joey: I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
Joey: Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!
Joey: Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross.]
RACH: Did Joey say what he was gonna go when he left?
Ross: Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
Joey: This is your place?
Joey: Ugh!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering again.]
Monica: No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV.
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
Rachel: Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.
JOEY: Have you been here all night?
Joey: You kissed him?!
Joey: What happened?
Joey: (He goes into a song and dance number)