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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings.]
Joey: (answering phone) Hello.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Joey: (answering phone) Hello.
Chandler: Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but Im (Joey hangs up the phone again.)
Joey: (answering phone) Stop callin!!
Joey: All right!
Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything (Joey realizes its Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
Chandler: (entering) All right! Okay! I think I am making some progress with Joey, when I went into the apartment he went straight into his bedroom but he only slammed the door once! (Ross is pleased.) I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it.]
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Im sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
Ross: Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but dont you think you could at least hear the guy out?
Joey: Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?
Joey: Five years.
Joey: Hey! Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.
Ross: Joey, the guys your best friend.
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: What?
Joey: All right. But if you werent my best friend.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
(Joey turns around and sees them kissing.)
Joey: (Something in Italian.) (Storms out.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in.]
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Joey: My folks.
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Joey: Look, its not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I dont want to live with some one who doesnt know what it is to be a friend. So, Ill see ya. (He starts to leave, but Chandler grabs his bag and stops him.)
Joey: Yeah! You did! And thats why Im leaving.
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Joey: Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!
Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?
Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
Joey: Ewwwww!! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Joey: Hes fine!
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Joey: Chandler?
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Monica: And Joey.
Joey: Hey!
Tim: Hi, Joey.
Joey: Hes doin some thinkin!
[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
Joey: You kissed my girlfriend!
Rachel: (Swears in Italian, its the same term used by Joey earlier and Joey nods his approval.)
Joey: That doesnt sound like thinking to me!
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Ross: Sure! Oh, and Joeys got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.
Joey: All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesnt mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise youre just an idiot in a box!
Joey: So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Joey: Hey.
Joey: Thats okay. Chandlers the one Im mad at.
Joey: In the box.
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Rachel: Joey, had reasons.
(She gets up and leaves, Chandler waves good-bye with one finger extended through the air hole. Ross glares at Joey.)
Joey: (starting to cry) Open the box!! (Runs over to do so.)
Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
Joey: Yeah, were gonna be fine! Get out!
Joey: Yeah, you did some real good thinkin in there.
(Joey says something unintelligible and they hug.)
Joey: Now go! Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from youre secret Santa! (Chandler runs out and closes the door.)
Joey: All right, who got Chandler? Cause I uh, need to trade.
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Joey: Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Joey: All right well, Id better take that back.
Joey: If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.
Joey: Erin! Still here!
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Rachel: Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
Joey: Rach, there is a decent place to
Joey: Hey.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Joey: Well, first it's not a purse.
Monica: Joey!!
[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]
Joey: Yeah?
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
Joey: Hey Pheebs?
Joey: Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction
Joey: (about to cry) Those two only had each other!
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Joey: Hey Rach?
Rachel: Oh my God! Joey!
Joey: Wait-wait-wait-wait! (To Chandler) Come on! Come on, lets trade! The timings perfect, I just clogged the toilet!
(Joey laughs nervously and goes to his bedroom.)
Joey: Yeah right! (Gets up for a refill to his snow cone.)
Joey and Chandler: Yeah, thats her.
Ross: Joeys asking if youve just ruined the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson?
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Joey: We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.
Joey: (Confused.) But, he loves Emily?
Chandler: Joey!
Joey: Whats up buddy?
Joey: Waiting for candy.
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
(Joey thinks that sounds familiar, but dismisses the thought.)
ROSS: Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Joey: Yeah. What time are you meeting her?
Joey: A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!
Joey: Let me know about that coconut phone, it might great for the boat.
Joey: You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)
Joey: (yelling) No! Drums!
(Rachel heads for Joey and Chandler's and Phoebe heads for the kitchen to find Ross.)
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
Joey: (walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up another badge) Eva Trorro... womba...
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Joey: Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
Joey: Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. (To Rachel) Ready? One, two, three, four...
Rachel and Joey: Tequila!!
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)
Rachel: Joey, yknow that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.
Joey: What youdont hold it like that! Youre lettin all the good stuff fall out.
Joey: What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman (Casey) as Chandler watches from the doorway.]
Joey: Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right?
Phoebe: Because you would rather live here with Joey.
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Joey: Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Joey: Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Rachel: Phoebe, its okay. I like living with Joey.
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Rachel: Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!
Joey: Cage closed?
Joey: (yelling from the bedroom) Is it back in the cage?
Joey: Oh-oh! So thats the way its gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too yknow!
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey exits.)
Joey: Ill see you at 8:00.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)
Phoebe: Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: I dont know.
Joey: The RossIs that back?!! (Chandler motions no.)
JOEY: You know it's funny you should mention that 'cause I was thinkin'... what's with the boxes?
Joey: Hey.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
Joey: (smiling) That sounds fair.
Monica: Joey, that papers like a year old!
Joey: Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!
Joey: I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies.
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
Joey: Well well see!
Joey: (entering wearing a Superman costume) Merry Christmas!
Phoebe: Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.
Joey: What?! Tonight?!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Joey: Huh? Uh (He starts taking off his pants.)
Joey: She made me switch to light Mayo. Thats it! Thats all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!