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Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didnt even get to Italy?
Joshua: Hi. (He has just returned.)
Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Joshua: Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.
Joshua: Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joshua: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Joshua: What do you think?
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: Also large?
Joshua: Oh great! (He tries on the coat.) Wow! Yeah, its comfortable.
Joshua: Gloves?
Rachel: Its Joshua.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Joshua.
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Joshua: Why not?!
Joshua: Yknow, they ruin it for everybody.
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Joshua: Hey!
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Joshua: But
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Joshua: Im sorry, I, I just need a little time.
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Joshua: No, theyre-theyre all true.
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: But
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Joshua!
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: So, all right.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Joshua: Behind you?
Joshua: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: There you go.
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Joshua: (sitting) You okay?
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
Joshua: Great!
Joshua: Do I?
Joshua: (entering) Hey, Rachel.
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-Im not too sure I agree with that.
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
Joshua: I gotta go.
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Joshua: (noticing her) Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...
Joshua: Whats up? Youre voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
Joshua: Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)
(Mr. Waltham admires Joshuas butt as he leaves.)
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
Joshua: Thanks. (He starts to leave) Maybe Ill see in the spring, with the uh, yknow, for the uh, bathing suits.
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.
(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joeys door.)
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.