words in movies
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
Monica: Julie.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: Yeah?
Julie: Great.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
JULIE: What?
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Julie: Oy.
JULIE: Hey.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: And the spitting?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
[Ross and Julie enter.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
(Ross and Julie exit)
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.