words in movies
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Julie: Great.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Monica: Julie.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
JULIE: Where you goin'?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
JULIE: Hi, honey.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Julie: Oy.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
JULIE: Hey.
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
[Ross and Julie enter.]
Julie: And the spitting?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.