words in movies
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh my god.
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Julie: Great.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: So.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
ALL: Hi, Julie!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JULIE: Hey.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Julie: Oy.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]