words in movies
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: Really?
Julie: Great.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Monica: Julie.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
JULIE: Yeah?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
JULIE: What?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
JULIE: Hey.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Julie: Oy.
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: And the spitting?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
[Ross and Julie enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
(Ross and Julie exit)
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.