words in movies
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Monica: Julie.
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great.
Julie: So.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: Yeah?
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: See you later Rach.
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
RACH: Meeting Julie.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
JULIE: Hey.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Julie: Oy.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
Julie: And the spitting?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
[Ross and Julie enter.]
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
(Ross and Julie exit)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?