words in movies
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: Hi.
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Hey.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Oh.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: Hi!
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.