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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Hey!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.