words in movies
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Kathy: Horrible!
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: Okay.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Hey!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: If you want it to be.
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: You have really great hair.