words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey. This poem is known as "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather "Account of a visit from St. Nicholas" by Henry Livingston.]
Chandler: And last but not least.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam]
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
PHOEBE: Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
Joey: Okay, the last thing
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
[Flashback scene from last week, Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there.]
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, Im gonna stay. Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Ross: Yeahno, just that last song.
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
Joey: But then who? The waitress I went out with last month? (gives her a meaningful look)
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Ross: Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.