words in movies
JOEY: It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives..
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Chandler: They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.
Rachel: Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santas lap.
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
Monica: Last night.
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!