words in movies
JOEY: It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives..
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Monica: Last night.
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.