words in movies
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Ross: Well, last weekend
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam]
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
PHOEBE: Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?