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Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
Rachel: (laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
(Joey laughs nervously and goes to his bedroom.)
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Joey: (laughs) This is like the temporary robot, right?
Phoebe: I know. (Laughs.)
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
(He looks around and flashes her his badge and she laughs.)
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Monica: (laughs) Are you sure youre okay?
Joey: (laughs) Yeah, Big Brother.
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Caitlin: (laughs) Great. I'll see you later!
Rachel: Noo! (Laughs) Angels.
Ross: (with his mouth full) Just a second! (he fake laughs, but turns his head and starts to break down)
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Chandler: (laughs) 4:00 A.M.
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Earl: (laughs) Yeah! Right!
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Ross: (overacting as well) Yeah! Yeah! (Laughs.) Oh, this will make a great memory.
Ben: (laughs) Thats a good one.
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
(Ross laughs.)
(Rachel laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Ross: (laughs) Umm thats thats a little misleading.
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh youre serious. Sure!
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
Joey: (Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Bob: (laughs) Toby!
Rachel: Oh my God. (Laughs)
Ross: (laughs) Yeah.
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Monica: (laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)