words in movies
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Mr Campbell: Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?
Chandler: Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment.)
[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
(They all leave.)
Girl: Um, leave.
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Phoebe: So when, when do you leave?
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
Joey: All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.]
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Ross: (Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)
Rachel: Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Chandler: Oh yeah, that sounds great. (starts to leave) Oh, and listen, its, its gonna be....
Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?
(They all leave)
Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I dont like you!! (leaves)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Monica: Okay then, I dont stink. Im a good chef. Okay. (Starts to leave.)
CHANDLER: So is he housetrained or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay. Good, STAY! Good fake dog.
[Russ and Rachel leave together.]
Ross: Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Rachel: Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave)
[Chandler and Joey leave quickly.]
Rachel: Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.
Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
Phoebe: Yeah. Sorry. (she starts to leave)
MONICA: Did she leave a number?
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Another Scientist: And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
Rachel: Bye. (She gets up to leave but is stopped by Joey)
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
[Ross and Rachel leave.]
Chandler: Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. (Gets up to leave.)
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Whitney: Were so sorry. (They get up to leave.)
(Chandler starts to leave ashamed of himself, but Rachel stops him in the hallway.)
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Isabella: Im sorry. (starts to leave)
Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat.
Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
(She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view.)
Rachel: You had to do it, didnt you? You couldnt just leave it alone.
Rachel: Yeah! Right! Okay, Ill see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!
Rachel: Oh, its okay. (starts to leave)
Chandler: Then dont leave me!
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs putting their coats on to leave.]
PHOEBE: It's not a blue screen... it's just, maybe it was just really clear that day. OK, I have to talk to my grandmother. [turns to leave]
Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected)
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip: if youre ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk.
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Chandler: Yeah. (they start to leave)
(Rachel is slowing trying to leave and let them talk.)
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Phoebe: Okay. (watches him leave)
Chandler: Okay. (he starts to leave)
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
Phoebe: Great! Okay, good for you! (as they leave she slaps Rachel on the butt)
Monica: Me too. (they all leave)
Billy: Thomas, come back here! (they both leave)
Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size!
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
(They both get up and leave Phoebe alone.)
Phoebe: (doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.