words in movies
Rachel: Hey, yknow, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know itll be Valentines Day, then my birthday, then bang!before you know it, theyre lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Yknow, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesnt even have to be a big relationship, yknow, just like a fling would be great.
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
(Janine leaves)
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
Ross: Gimme this. (Grabs the herbalists card and leaves.)
(He takes the scissors, cuts the ribbon, shakes her hand, posses for the picture, and leaves.)
Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)
(Monica leaves the room)
Ross: Okay! (She leaves.) (To Chandler and Joey.) Hey!
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Joey: Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)
Joey: Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
Ross: Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)
[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Rachel: Hey. (After she leaves.) Oh, poor Pheebs.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
Joey and Phoebe: (Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Phoebe: (embarrassed) I�m gonna go. (leaves to stairs)
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
(Treeger leaves, and Joeys dances off.)
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
(Molly leaves)
PHOEBE: I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him. [leaves]
(The waiter leaves.)
(She leaves.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
(He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild.)
(He leaves.)
(He leaves)
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
(Matthew leaves)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
(Zack leaves)
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
(Ross leaves the room)
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
(Chandler leaves.)
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
Monica: Nope! (She turns and leaves)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Ross: (Yelling) Get out! (Benjamin leaves)
JOEY: Ha-ha. [Scott leaves] Are all you processors dorks?
Joey: Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Joey: Damn it! (he leaves)
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves)
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.