words in movies
Rachel: Hey, yknow, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know itll be Valentines Day, then my birthday, then bang!before you know it, theyre lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Yknow, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesnt even have to be a big relationship, yknow, just like a fling would be great.
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Joey and Phoebe: (Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Phoebe: (embarrassed) I�m gonna go. (leaves to stairs)
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(Molly leaves)
PHOEBE: I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him. [leaves]
(Treeger leaves, and Joeys dances off.)
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
(The waiter leaves.)
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
(She leaves.)
(He leaves)
(He leaves.)
(Matthew leaves)
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
(He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild.)
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
(Zack leaves)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
(Ross leaves the room)
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
(Chandler leaves.)
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
Monica: Nope! (She turns and leaves)
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
Joey: Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
JOEY: Ha-ha. [Scott leaves] Are all you processors dorks?
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Joey: Damn it! (he leaves)
Ross: (Yelling) Get out! (Benjamin leaves)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves)
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
(Monica leaves)
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Missy: Right. I'll be there. (she leaves)
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)
Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).
Ross: Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
(She leaves the apartment and they all stare at Ross)
(She leaves.)
(Monica leaves.)
(Rachel leaves as well.)
(Rachel leaves.)
Monica: Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
Phoebe: Umm, the street. Come on, lets go to the street. Ooh, listen, dont go onto the balcony until after I get back. (Leaves)
Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
RACHEL: OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Ross just kisses her on the top of her head and leaves]
Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)
Dr. Harad: Just-just to clarify, I'm not Fonzie. (Phoebe nods in agreement as he leaves.)
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
Monica: Bye. (Leaves to resume her garbage removal task.)
Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Chandler: Listen, I-I'm gonna grab a beer. (Leaves)
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)
Monica: This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to! (leaves)
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still dont get it.
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Joey: Oh, good to know. (The interviewer leaves.) So close!