words in movies
Joey: I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Mike: You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. You know, Phoebe knows you better, I'm gonna let her choose. (he leaves)
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Lizzie: (leaves) See ya.
Rachel: Oh my you think Im a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? Youre not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think thats pretty strong, thats what I think. Come on, Monica, lets go to lunch. (She leaves)
Chandler: Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)
(She leaves.)
(Chandler leaves.)
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
CHANDLER: I'm going to the bathroom now. [leaves for the bathroom]
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
(She leaves)
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Phoebe: Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in)
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
(She kisses him passionately,then leaves.)
Ross: One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis...(the sprayer starts again, spraying him in the face and torso again) WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!! (he leaves the booth) (the assistant enters the room)
Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
(She leaves, obviously perturbed.)
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
(Rachel leaves.)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
ROSS: Cat. [leaves]
[Ross leaves.]
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
FBOB: Oh yeah. See you guys. [leaves]
GANG: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
CHANDLER: See ya. [Eddie leaves]
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
PHOEBE: Me too. [leaves]
JOEY: Yeah, yeah he is. [leaves]
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
[Tilly leaves]
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
CHANDLER: Congratulations. [Chandler leaves]
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
Joey: Hey, opposite, is opposite! (leaves)
(He leaves, but then returns a moment later.)
[Ross goes over behind the guy and grabs the pie out of his hood as he leaves]
(Monica leaves)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
Rachel: No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, thats only fair. (leaves)
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
(He walks out and Rachel stares at his butt as he leaves. He makes a wrong turn.)
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Ross: Okay, good bye! (leaves)
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
(He leaves)
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
(Joey leaves with Lorraine. Chandler sits back down with Janice.)
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
Casey: Great! (leaves)
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
(Chandler gives Joey her business card, which he eagerly grabs and he leaves.)
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)