words in movies
Emily: Right, Ive got to be off, Ill see ya. Buh-bye then. (She leaves.)
Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Rachel: Hey. (After she leaves.) Oh, poor Pheebs.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]
Ross: Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
Joey and Phoebe: (Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Phoebe: (embarrassed) I�m gonna go. (leaves to stairs)
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
(Molly leaves)
PHOEBE: I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him. [leaves]
(Treeger leaves, and Joeys dances off.)
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
(She leaves.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(The waiter leaves.)
(He leaves.)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
(He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild.)
(Matthew leaves)
(He leaves)
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
(Zack leaves)
(Ross leaves the room)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
(Chandler leaves.)
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Monica: Nope! (She turns and leaves)
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Joey: Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)
Joey: Damn it! (he leaves)
JOEY: Ha-ha. [Scott leaves] Are all you processors dorks?
Ross: (Yelling) Get out! (Benjamin leaves)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves)
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
Missy: Right. I'll be there. (she leaves)
(Monica leaves)
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).
Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)
Ross: Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)
(She leaves the apartment and they all stare at Ross)
(Rachel leaves.)
(She leaves.)