words in movies
Joey: You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Chandler: Let me finish ... (to everyone else) however, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!! (takes tickets from Rachel)
Rachel: (on the phone) Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?
Monica: Let me see!
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Rachel: Yknow what? Lets, lets talk later.
Joey: (to the camera) Hello, Im Joey Tribbiani! Lets play Bamboozled! Erin, you get the first question! In hockey, who is known as The Great One?
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
Chandler: Lets call em.
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Joey: (To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Ross: Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Phoebe: Okay I cant let you do this! Shes lying to you.
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
Chandler: No, I let him winRoss!
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and its offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldnt be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!
Monica: Lets go big bunny!
Phoebe: Well lets just hope it works. Yknow nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Chandler: (entering, with Joey) All right! Lets do it!
Joey: Will you let the lady talk?!
Joey: No thats not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Ross: Well lets just say (singing) Rosss caaaaan!
Ross: Lets do the card!
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Phoebe: Yeah, okay lets leave these two alone.
Joey: Oh yeah? All right, lets do it tonight.
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Well that sounds simple enough, lets just do that.
Monica: Okay, lets talk about something else.
Rachel: (looking at her fingers) Oh my God! Let me see that! (Grabs the book from him.)
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Monica: Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it?
Phoebe: Why wont you let me massage you?
Rachel: Okay, lets do it. Ill move in.
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Chip: ...and then Zana, just let one rip!! (laughs histerically)
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guys hammered!
Chandler: Buy stamps, pick up dry cleaning Dont let Phoebe in.
Ross: Im understanding, but lets not get carried away.
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Rachel: Whoa-whoa-whoa, lets say more!
Ross: Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up?
Parker: Ah! Oysters! Let me feed you one.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Joey: Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Lets hear their plan! Now, whats the future look like for Dina and Bobby?
Phoebe: Lets try something else, lets play a game.
Phoebe: But, lets play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Ross: Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)
Joey: (announcer voice) All right! Lets play Bamboozled!
Chandler: Let me see that.
Joey: Hey, I tell you what. Lets you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!
Chandler: Let me think. Let me thinkOh! I dont care.
Phoebe: How about you less important people, lets open your presents!
ROSS: Hey Joey I have to cancel racketball for tonight, that was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.
Joey: (announcer voice to the camera) Lets play Bamboozled!
The Director: (returning) Okay, Im afraid to say this, but lets pick it up where we left off.
The Cooking Teacher: Okay. Lets move on.
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
The Interviewer: So lets talk a little bit about your duties.
Rachel: (entering) All right, all right. Lets go!
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Chandler: What honey, its like fifteen blocks to the subway. Lets go.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Phoebe: Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)
Ross: Ugh. Well, were just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there you go up to the roof and you let me in.
Chandler: Well you should meet my uncle, Bada. (Pause) Ill let myself out.
Chandler: Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!
Phoebe: Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we we gotta be careful. We we cant let that happen again, yknow?
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Phoebe: Um-hmm, thats good to know. But lets stop focusing on what you dont do, and start focusing on what you do do.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Chandler: let ME be a part of this!
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Monica:: sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Chandler: So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?
Chandler: Yeah, let�s celebrate life!
Ross: Great. So let�s get going?
Monica: You know what? Let�s not talk.
Phoebe: Oh yeah! I'd let him check out my kitchen floors.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)