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Ross: No, Im getting back down cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but shes like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away.
Rachel: Hey, yknow, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know itll be Valentines Day, then my birthday, then bang!before you know it, theyre lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Yknow, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesnt even have to be a big relationship, yknow, just like a fling would be great.
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I dont like guys with boring jobs.
Chandler: Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?
Phoebe: All good, thanks. (to Rachel) Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname thats easier to rhyme?
Phoebe: Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?
Chandler: Wherever! Ive got like 20!
Rachel: So, will I like any of these guys?
Chandler: (pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.
Rachel: Ohh, I like swimmers bodies!
Rachel: Op, I like credit cards!
Chandler: Well, like father, like son.
Joey: (opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Joey: Yep! Looks like its gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
Joey: Yeah that didnt sound like me.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Chandler: Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and theres nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.
Chandler: Just act like you belong.
Joey: (starting to cry) I have never known love like this.
Joey: A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people?
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
Joey: Whoa, for like months?
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesnt like it.]
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Tim: I like your necklace.
Phoebe: (holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!
Ross: Im telling you, I like the food!
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont like to relinquish control
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Joey: Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Monica: What?! Theres only been like four kids.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Earl: It doesnt really seem like enough to be fate.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Joey: Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
Brenda: Oh thanks! I like your top.
Ross: Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? (Points) This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Rachel: Wait, but theres no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Phoebe: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"
Phoebe: When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure.
Rachel: Oh! Get over it soldier, we've gotta do this! (She pulls him towards her and throws him onto the barcalounger) Ok. Aha! You like that huh?
PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .
Ross: And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Chandler: You mean like this? (he starts touching his thigh in a funny and awkard way)
Monica: You like Green Bay?
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Rachel: All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
[Scene: The park, Rachel's running by herself and panting. After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe.]
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
MNCA: Ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
Rachel: Better than Chandler. (Phoebe exhales as if to say, "Like what isnt?")
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
(He goes out into the hall and re-enters with a bike exactly like the one Phoebe described earlier.)
Dina: Do you ever worry that youll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
Rachel: Awww, just like his daddy.
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Dr. Schiff: Uh, I dont have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Phoebe: Yeah, you've... you know, sort of been like a dad to me. I mean, you've always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom...
Monica: Like asking her to move in with you?
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Phoebe: Do you really like it?
Chandler: I kinda like it here.
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Joey: What youdont hold it like that! Youre lettin all the good stuff fall out.
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Chandler: Really? I dont like baths.
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Ross: Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.
Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Chandler: It�s like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!
Ross: Not like this!
Chandler: You like Rachel?!
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
Phoebe: Yeah, you like that dont you?
Joey: Then why do you throw like one?
Rachel: Yeah I am, I am! Oh, but first of all, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleage and more importantly my wonderful friend Gavin Mitchelle.
Monica: No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.