words in movies
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
Rachel: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips.
Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do?
Dr. Franzblau: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'...
Ross: Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. (to Susan) This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.
Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.
Carol: What does he look like?
Ross: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o.
Susan: I like Ben.
Ross: (to Ben) I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.
Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.
Ross: Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. (walks out of the picture) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns) And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns)
Chandler: And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. (Does a baseball sign.)
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
(Ross screams like a little girl.)
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Ross: You know what I like most about him, though?
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Joey: Oh, well think of it like this, when youre 90
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Ross: I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look I I made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.
MONICA: Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.
Monica: Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
(Joey, whose new diet is working out great, he looks like he only weighs 375 down from 420 enters from the bedroom.)
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Phoebe: (interrupting) Okay, I got a good one. Okay, umm, what is she? Like 12?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, like there are police for that!
Ross: (only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!
Ross: (I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Joey: Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it.
Rachel: Because its Richards son! Its like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
PHOEBE: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
Phoebe: No, but it sounds like it was fricken funny...
Chandler: No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him.
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Joey: Whats not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.
Ross: A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!
Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey. Yknow, I think hes a virgin.
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Phoebe: Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?!
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
Joey: (laughs) This is like the temporary robot, right?
Rachel: I was just getting him to like you.
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Ross: Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Kristen: Oh Id like that.
ROSS: Well just hold him like you'd hold a football.
Ross: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
Phoebe: All right fine! This looks like so much fun. (Examining the bowl of wet paper towels.)
Chandler: Yes! See you and I have always been like(motions that they think the same.)
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Danny: Like it would help.
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
RUSS: [sounding like Ross] Hhhhiiiii.
Chandler: Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.
[Time Lapse, dinner has ended for everyone except Joey who looks like to have finished the turkey, until he turns the plate around and reveals he only ate one side.]
Monica: Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.
Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)
Joey: I like it!
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Rachel: Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Yknow I just wish we could be like on a break!
Monica: Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isnt what it looks like, cause Rick is my ahh, husband.
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Chandler: Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.
Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
Amanda: Oh! Gosh! This is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. I'm so happy you two are friends again!
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Phoebe: Totally. Im like 90/10.
Monica: No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Ross: This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!
Ross: Ohh. (He drops the shoes, takes the brush from her, and licks the tip. He doesnt like how it tastes.)
Rachel: Ive never lived like this before.
(They all go down the stairs, but Ross turns around, looking like his in a coma. The others also turns around to get him.)
ROSS: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
ROSS: So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Joey: I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.
["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Joey: Tell me about it, I feel like Im holding down the fort all by myself.
Chandler: it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh, but Joey only laughs not to be left out.)
Rachel: A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.