words in movies
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
Ross: Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. Ill guess just Ill come back. (Ross exits followed by Joey.)
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
Mr. Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) Ill guard the door!
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Joey: (To Ross) Ill tell you about it later. Be cool.
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Ben: Ill be okay.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Chandler: Easy for you to say; youll be wearing a veil.
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Chandler: Ill be right with you.
Phoebe: Fine, Ill go call her.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Rachel: Ill do it.
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Rachel: Ill figure something out.
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Courtney: Thisll be five/ten takes.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Phoebe: Ill run out and get you one.
Monica: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Ill take, Ill take your picture. (He takes the picture with his finger over the lens.)
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Ross: Ill try that.
Ross: (sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.
Chandler: If I see him, Ill ask.
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Joey: No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Ross: No-no! Ill-Ill (He takes too much and some falls out of his mouth, which starts him laughing.)
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
Brenda: Ill be back in a minute.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Rachel: Oh no, no, Ill be there too.
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Joey: You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Joey: Oh youll take em!
Dina: Do you ever worry that youll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.