words in movies
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
(To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. Ill let you fill in the blank here.)
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chandler: Okay, I promise, Ill end it.
Chandler: Oh no, youll have to come.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, Ill see you around sometime. (He goes out the door.)
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Joey: Yeah. All right, Ill talk to you later.
Rachel: Ill get the hat.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Monica: I wont give you anything, but youll owe me 2.95.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Joey: All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) Theyll never understand!
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Monica: You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Monica: Ill take care of it.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Bonnie: Cool! Ill catch up! (She takes off her sweater.)
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Ross: All right, Ill do it.
Rachel: Ill get her.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
Ross: Youll see.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you Ill go straight to my forty two point plan.
Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe Ill talk about London! Yknow when you two hooked up! Only, only I wont say hooked up. Ill say, "Began their beautiful journey "
Rachel: Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!
Emily: Ill go.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day Ill (In a sexy voice) Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night Ill be (In an announcers voice) Joey Trrrribbiani!
Ross: (He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Cookie: Ill do it.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Erin: Or Ill call you!
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Janice: Oh. Well, Ill right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
Mr. Burgin: Youll wear that. Well be eating, and of course, youll be wearing that.
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Rachel: No, Ill think about it. Yeah.
Phoebe: Wow! And Im a vegetarian! All right, all right, well Im sorry, well put some ice on it.
Phoebe: Oh, Im so sorry. Um, and maybe Im wrong! I butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more.
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Megan: And now youll see me buying it.
Monica: Youll see.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Ross: Relax, Ill fix it.
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Phoebe: So you guysll stay here and hang out with me?
Monica: Ill meet you there in two minutes.
Chandler: But, well stay here with you.
Joey: I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, yknow, you think Ill ever get there?
Rachel: Okay, Ill see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.
Phoebe: Thats sweat. You throw up all morning, youll have that glow too.
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe Ill just call him to see if hes actually seen her.
Janine: (muttering to herself) Or Ill hear you.
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
Monica: Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Joey: Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I dont want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, Ill get over this." Yknow? I justIt just keeps gettin harder. I dont, I dont know what to do. Yknow? What do I do?